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  1. Watching The Wizard Of Oz. Don't judge me.
  2. This bitch behind me is definitely channeling The Cat In The Hat. Pretty sure she's doing curls with the family credenza.
  3. My first thought when I walked into the gym today...when did Dr. Suess start designing workout clothes?
  4. http://twitpic.com/pied0 - Cirque du amazingness. Hot show. Hot date. Hot pretzel.
  5. When I woke up this morning my left hand was holding my phone & my right hand was holding my morning wood. There was nobody on either.
  6. Righteous start 2 an eventful weekend. Tomorrow, rewire the studio & test the live stream 4 The Bad Ass Frank Show. Then UFC & ice skating!
  7. @DaniLugosi @SdGeek It's Kooza, one of their traveling shows. Saw it in Santa Monica right next to the pier. It was amazing.
  8. Cirque du Soleil is siiiiick. And the line for the bathroom is loooong.
  9. Cirque du Soleil's Kooza tonight. I kinda like that word. Whatchu do last night? Banged that bitch right up in her kooza. Indeed.
  10. http://twitpic.com/peqb1 - Ryane blowing...candles.
  11. They say, "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." So I've dated all of my obsessed stalkers. Sun Tzu can't fuck with my methods.
  12. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. Then tweeting about it. Wait. Damnit.
  13. TLC knows style. RT @thatleynachick @BadAssFrank your name in sequins across my chest... per usual...
  14. @thatleynachick What are you wearing? (I guess I could just walk across the hall and check)
  15. Who the fuck runs out of minutes? http://bit.ly/2eOA3V
  16. I just opened a Roth IRA & made 1 of you my beneficiary. When I die you'll be super rich, assuming that my government cheese bonds take off.
  17. Does she bleach the whites of her eyes? RT @xrayvideo http://twitpic.com/pd8ee - Editing new content for Amateur Allure. @darcytyler returns
  18. Follow Friday @badassfrank because although his rise is a harbinger of the coming apocalypse, he has beautiful blue eyes.
  19. I now only follow people I've met in real life. But you're funny. RT @74ina66 weird when I'm on a *list* but realize they don't follow me.
  20. Funniest cartoon ever. RT @MadisonMitchell did anyone notice that "Coach Mc Guirk's" voice is on that new FX show Archer? LOVE HOME MOVIES