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  1. I drove so slowly to Thanksgiving dinner that everyone in the line of cars behind me should be thankful for patience and safe trips.
  2. Today is a glorious day to not be a pasty, skinny-fat, tofurkey eating vegan. Happy Thanksgiving (unless you're a turkey).
  3. @DDubsSugarJam And a very Happy Thanksgiving to you my little friend. Hope it's a good one.
  4. Watching Regis & Kelly got me all fucking amped up. Gotta hit the gym now to work off all this intense old-man-and-fake-personality energy.
  5. It's not that I want another girl more than I want you, it's just that I want you less than I want all other girls. Hugs n' tickles <3
  6. It is always a pleasure. RT @heavygrinder @badassfrank. Thank you for having me as a guest tonight *^_^*
  7. RT @heavygrinder: Live now @badassfrank show. Www.badassfrank.com
  8. 3 hours til the LIVE stream of The Bad Ass Frank Show w/ guest, my absurdly hot friend & DJ, @heavygrinder. Tune in at www.badassfrank.com
  9. The pharmacist here is hot. How often do you see a hot chick pharmacist? Never. The answer is never.
  10. http://twitpic.com/qxgfc - I left mine in the waiting room. Should've told me sooner.
  11. Headed to the doctor to see if, in fact, the barely legal girls I date are killing me or if it's just gas.
  12. Fuck whoever got @ladygaga stuck in my head. "I want ur leather studded kiss in the sand"? Seriously, who wears leather 2 the goddamn beach?
  13. I spend more time talking crazy ex-girlfriends off of ledges than I did getting them up there in the first place. I'm not very efficient.
  14. I was going to write you a romantic love story but I got distracted watching So You Think You Can Dance & now I'm sleepy. So uh, suck it. <3
  15. All good dude, I don't want your mustache near my junk. RT @MedLabGirl @BadAssFrank It is Darling, but believe me, I DON'T want to blow you
  16. I meant I won't ALWAYS ignore you. Never say never. RT @DDubsSugarJam @BadAssFrank says he'd 'never' ignore me yet.... 2 days & no response.
  17. ManLabGuy, is that you? RT @MedLabGirl @BadAssFrank It may be a 300lb man, careful what you wish for.
  18. Please refer to my last tweet. RT @joniramos @BadAssFrank - who bad mouthed Jordan Knight?! From NKOTB? How dare you!!!
  19. Blow me.
  20. Quiet down, gays. RT @JKsMafia @BadAssFrank Don't smile so wide over there. We hear u badmouthed our man @jordanknight Better watch urself!