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  1. Christmas baked goods are haunting me. I swear I just hallucinated sugar cookie smell.
  2. @ecunning Well we taped in July or something so I don't really remember. Probably. "Girlfriend" is her "like" or "um."
  3. @fuggirls Yeah, but look at girlfriend's guns! http://bit.ly/5QfpL5
  4. @lsorum Um, I wore THE blazer.
  5. @thewindyapple Well for what it's worth, I sound way richer in the segment than I am. Stupid 401k taking all my stupid take-home pay.
  6. Set your DVRs: I am going to be on @SuzeOrmanShow on Saturday.
  7. I won't lie, I'm really enjoying the view of the xmas tree reflected in the TV as I watch "That 70s Show."
  8. Getting excited to fly to MKE tomorrow. I just know I'll have lots of lox there.
  9. Watching "Bewitched" and loving the contrast between these '60s ad men and the ones on "Mad Men."
  10. @emilysaysso Also, what benefit does it get them to have someone go to FB to see their status?
  11. Why do people include bit.ly links in their tweets that just link to their FB status? Super annoying.
  12. @eireannmor Aw, ships in the night, Bear. I'm glad you'll be able to get home for Christmas though.
  13. @emilysaysso Also, having 1/3 less fat than butter is like saying how olive oil is a healthy fat.
  14. @emilysaysso Not sure but you can't purchase an insurance policy in MN without the vehicle titled here.
  15. @emilysaysso oh no! what's wrong?
  16. @jeremyryancarr I'm okay with any flaws in my logic. LET ME BE.
  17. @jeremyryancarr You are a murderer of fun and enjoyment, adman.
  18. In case you missed it last night: new post on a jewelry commercial I actually enjoy. http://bit.ly/6S8sQI
  19. @jeremyryancarr But reg commercials aren't really about the jewelry either. They're about the sex/love/deification it will get the giver.
  20. New post: A jewelry commercial I seriously like. They said it could not be done! Okay, I said it couldn't. http://bit.ly/6S8sQI