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BachelorGoat

  1. Can't get "Christmas in Killarney" out of my head. Not that I want to. Suppose that helps. #MerryChristmasyall!
  2. It's been a hard day for the past perfect tense.
  3. Beautiful day in Lincoln. The horses were pretty great, too.
  4. I hit 10 garage sales over lunch today & spent $1.50. There's something wrong with me. (well, something else wrong)
  5. What? Only 3 campaign phone calls today? You guys can do better than that. #paidforbylonelygirl15forsenateorprom
  6. 2 of my coworkers won Shetland ponies in Lincoln Nebraska in the 1960s. Today we have t-shirt cannons.
  7. I just had this really weird urge to smell horses. Don't know where that came from.
  8. Bucket List Summer Challenge nblo.gs/xoXWC
  9. Checking out Google images of dirndls for a blog project. I think I need to go back to Germany.
  10. Had a swell office conversation that went from Hitler's moustache to the Village People. Should maybe do a #6Degrees of Separation thing.
  11. My kitchen looks like a hoarder is doing an experiment. The garage, too. #howmanypeoplelivehere?
  12. Friday Song-White Nights by Oh Land nblo.gs/wUYfS
  13. The Great Suburban Mushroom Hunt nblo.gs/wQow0
  14. If I had a son, I’d name him Melchior, so that every time he said something I’d follow it up by saying “And Melchior spoke.” #funwith3kings
  15. Hope the red lion's head doesn't come crashing off the wall destroying everything below. At least it's not rigged in the stairway.
  16. Mushroom hunting was a bust,but it was fun. And my buddy Randy gave me some Morels he picked last week, so there's fried fungus in my future
  17. I'm going mushroom hunting tomorrow, so I've got to work on my witty banter (stuff about loose morels, low morel, I'm a fun guy, etc).
  18. Just had a blog reader from Katmandu! Yeah, it's no Shangri-la, but it's pretty awesome.
  19. Law is a la mowed.
  20. Hey, we got our tornado warning. There seem to be sirens, too. Hopefully the weatherman will interrupt SNL a bit more.