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  1. DON'T MENTION IT New monk Bradley Cooper debates vow of silence when blind Elizabeth Banks arrives at monastery #NancyMeyersMovieTitle
  2. YOU'VE GOT UNFRIEND Lawyer Emily Blunt accepts request from ex-bf Joshua Jackson; he sues her when she unfriends him #NancyMeyersMovieTitle
  3. TOUGH COOKIES Baker Renee Zellweger competes for best dessert; ex-boyfriend Sam Rockwell is rival; sabotaging ensues. #NancyMeyersMovieTitle
  4. WISH UPON A STAR Celebrity Kate Hudson donates dinner date to fan Josh Brolin, falls in love, discovers he has cancer #NancyMeyersMovieTitle
  5. He's Left (Conservative author Reese Witherspoon dumped, falls for democratic senatorial candidate Jon Krasinski) #NancyMeyersMovieTitle
  6. And, being offered drugs in this way: "You want some trees, Big Man?"
  7. And another: Getting helped with backstage maneuvering by a tech guy named "Chicken Scratch"
  8. Another San Francisco experience: Going to a get some slices of pie but being preempted by a sold-out poetry slam.
  9. Old bearded guy in hat playing piccolo: "You look like you've written books." Me: "I wish - it must be the glasses." Him: "Your ass!"
  10. Austin, TX: Saw my first pair of truck balls - coming to terms with the fact I'm the last person in the US to know they exist.
  11. The only two things you need to be able to say to survive in Brazil: Obragado (thank you) and quinze minutos (fifteen minutes).
  12. What do you call a promiscuous flapper with a cold? A Swine Floozie! Just thought of that one all by myself.
  13. Wet and noisy, old and broken, the ceiling in the Ipánema hotel bathroom goes dripping, and as the water drops, everybody goes 'argh'...
  14. The balance of life: At a hotel in Brazil with two Finnish metal bands.
  15. You're in Sao Paulo, Brazil, one of the most exciting cities in the world, what you going to do? Obviously...go to the mall!
  16. Could a single cyst cost $50,000?
  17. Lost interest in driving arcade games....once I learned how to drive
  18. "Dan's last name is actually 'Paternostro', not 'Patermonstro', as it says on the airplane ticket. Can we get that fixed?"
  19. No joke: Ten minutes off the bus in Malmo, Sweden and we run into guys handing out the new IKEA catalogues.
  20. How do you start these threads? Would you do #indierockheadlines...?