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B_E_Sutherland

  1. @lunchout2 Today's Faceless: Coincidence? I think not =D faceless.co.za/read_fl.asp?pa…
  2. Necrophilia is dead boring ... Incest is only relatively boring.
  3. The the three scariest words your woman can ever say to you: "Notice anything different?"
  4. Will someone pay attention now? twitter.com/B_E_Sutherland…
  5. Die Spies sportbilly.co.za/2012/05/23/die…
  6. One of my testicles is bigger than the other two, is that normal?
  7. I used to have a metabolism, but I ate it.
  8. Every time you make a "your mom" joke, I call my mom to check. Most of you are liars.
  9. RT if you still have a stack of CD-R's on your desk from 2007!
  10. Sea levels aren’t rising due to global warming. They are rising due to the increase in obesity. The continents are actually sinking.
  11. At a party, a fat chick said to me: "Hello, I think I'm in love!" "It's just a costume" I replied, "I'm not really a giant donought!"