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BWithering

The consensus at the office today "I should of taken today off!" about 17 hours ago via web
RT @Everybody We should open a frozen yogurt place! 3:35 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
Wow... Dwyane Wade wearing some lady pants as he walks to the arena? #SMH 3:02 PM May 24th via web
@jillstacey @thecozyproject The only person that cares that it's your Friday is you and you know it, lol! 8:23 AM May 24th via web in reply to jillstacey
@kelleyraeh @kannon965 Oh boy 7:18 AM May 24th via web in reply to kelleyraeh
I like tweeting certain things to see if specific followers catch it. #fungame 7:13 AM May 24th via web
Nobody cares when Thursday is your "Friday". 6:57 AM May 24th via web
@joeovies Sanuks FTW 6:35 AM May 24th via web in reply to joeovies
@nealbrennan "on ramp to dick city" ... we were literally in tears. great show, keep up the good work! 6:52 PM May 23rd via web
PBS RT @DaBully35 What channel game on? 5:46 PM May 23rd via web in reply to DaBully35
BorowitzReport Remember, no matter how tough your life is, at least Dave Matthews isn't in the same room singing to you right now. 5:41 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by BWithering and 253 others
@jessespector Can we have HBO get the 24/7 cameras back in the NYR locker room during the 1st intermission? 5:36 PM May 23rd via web in reply to jessespector
RIP Rangers 5:28 PM May 23rd via web
@TZarzour Great interview today guys! 5:20 PM May 23rd via web in reply to TZarzour
@BizNasty2point0 We miss the Ray "The Wizard" Whitney here in NC. He was always the clown on the team. How does he stack up to ur antics? 11:30 AM May 23rd via web in reply to BizNasty2point0
@ochocinco @sealer9 Ask T.O. how it happened to him. 11:23 AM May 23rd via web in reply to ochocinco
JimIrsay Hold the phones..we MAY have a trade,Colts Fans!!!!!! 9:36 AM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by BWithering and 283 others
Coach K doesn't have a twitter. RT @laceygabrielle You look like a rat and nobody likes you. #truth 8:48 AM May 23rd via web in reply to laceygabrielle
Until they stalk your twitter RT @katie_barbee getting paid $9.25 an hr to sit at work, talk, eat and listen to Pandora. #howlongwillitlast? 8:44 AM May 23rd via web
@ZachEarls Hope so! Prediction two: B. Clay's fresh fade for Bike Week is on and poppin. 6:04 PM May 22nd via web in reply to ZachEarls