BSeanRoss
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The love is coming from inside my coffee mug!
5:55 PM May 24th
via web
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At the dog park, teaching the puppy to respond to French commands; and they thought a man owning a Cockapoo couldn't seem more effeminate!
about 8 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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As a Tuesday's child, I like to consider myself rich in grace; not Obama-Bundler-Rich in grace, but rich, nonetheless.
about 9 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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In its twilight, it seems the Marxism of Engels organized governments as effectively as that of "Duck Soup."
about 9 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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David Lee Roth goes to Hard Rock Cafe for a pulled pork sandwich lunch. He asks for a table near his framed leather pants. He chews & sighs.
about 15 hours ago
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When is this cosmic lemon giveaway I keep hearing so much about?
about 11 hours ago
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While on Ambien you may experience shortness of breath, dry mouth, gnawing on soup cans, and visions of Pontiac Azteks making out
8:55 PM May 23rd
via web
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Putting a link at the end of your tweet to exceed 140 characters is cheating. I explain why on my Tumblr account.
7:50 AM May 24th
via web
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Sadly, this is my sexiest avatar.
9:19 AM May 24th
via TweetDeck
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Was gonna offer my "What to Neglect When You're Neglecting" on Kindle, but never got around to it.
2:28 PM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
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There's too much wrong with Twitter to say "So and so represents everything that's wrong with Twitter." But it's @.
9:43 AM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
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To their credit, they only promised an Edible Arrangement, not palatable.
9:38 AM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Hipster chicks may have over-estimated our interest in deviant librarians.
6:02 AM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Still puzzling over a wedding gift for the Zuckerbergs; wonder if they're registered at Belk...
7:16 AM May 24th
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It's surprising that none of the Kardashians have been nominated for an ESPY.
12:19 PM May 23rd
via Twitter for iPhone
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Religion is the worst thing that's ever happened to Christianity.
4:14 PM May 23rd
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After a sick day, when my boss politely asks how I'm feeling, I always wink when I answer. Just to make it weird.
11:32 AM May 23rd
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Gettin' shade for my script for that Zooey iPhone ad, but, in my defense, the original line read "Is that acid rain?"
7:21 PM May 23rd
via Twitter for iPhone
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Sorry you new "followers" missed out on my kick-ass Chamillionaire tweets, back in the day.
7:12 PM May 23rd
via Twitter for iPhone
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I parted my hair on the opposite size today and now I don't remember any of my PIN numbers or passwords.
11:47 AM May 20th
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- Name Brendan Sean Ross
- Location The Deep South
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio Biographer, belletrist, editor, failed novelist, I am perhaps most successful at happening to be in the right place at the wrong time.
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