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  1. Customer: Brian, Brian, there's a fly in my soup! Brian: Nope, that's a rat's dropping. Unfortunately. about 4 hours ago from web
  2. Why did Marilyn, Pyecombe's one and only prostitute, cross the road? To give my mate Neville a hand job.......for about a tenner, I think. about 4 hours ago from web
  3. Cheryl's asked me to get two pints of milk and a dildo on the way home. 9:16 AM Nov 25th from Twitterrific
  4. @BrendanDodds You know a good un when you see one 1:16 AM Nov 25th from Twitterrific in reply to BrendanDodds
  5. I got suspended from school for eating my mate Adam's apple 12:59 AM Nov 25th from Twitterrific
  6. Dougy dug a doggy dong 12:38 AM Nov 25th from Twitterrific
  7. My favourite time of the day? 11:07am. Great fun. 8:09 AM Nov 24th from Twitterrific
  8. I see CH 5 are competing with BBC this Xmas. 'World's stringiest man'. 6:53 AM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific
  9. God, I hope I don't get arthritis. Cross fingers. 6:35 AM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific
  10. Just met an ecstatic farmer. He was having a 'field day'. 6:17 AM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific
  11. Nico Clausen also drinks like a fish 6:02 AM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific
  12. Caw, dyou remember the ol' Ford Sierra Cosworths? Someone's got a semi on. 5:52 AM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific
  13. Five. Four of them try and fail, whilst the fifth one swallows their collective pride and goes to ask an able bodied human being. 12:38 AM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific
  14. How many men with stumps instead of arms does it take to change a lightbulb? 12:37 AM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific
  15. Why did Jordan try to work a marrow up her bum with two chopsticks? Boredom. 10:54 AM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
  16. Family Fortunes would be alot more fun if Vernon Kaye had two heads 12:19 AM Nov 16th from Twitterrific
  17. @ClaireFitz89 He's back in the bus stop. 11:53 PM Nov 12th from web
  18. Wat do u get if you x my wifes best friend with our next door neighbours cat? U geta chubby little Greek lady with shit hangin off her legs. 12:47 AM Nov 12th from web
  19. Danny Dyer Danny Dyer Danny Dyer Danny Dyer Danny Dyer Danny Dyer Danny Dyer Danny Dyer Danny Dyer Danny Dyer Danny Dyer Danny Dyer 2:31 PM Nov 10th from Twitterrific
  20. Cock. http://yfrog.com/17edwvj 12:18 AM Nov 10th from Twitterrific
  • Name Brian Gittins
  • Location Pyecombe. West Sussex
  • Bio Cafe owner. Comedian. Lover. Van driver
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