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It's not fair that oil is being compared to coffee on YouTube.
12:40 PM Jun 29th, 2010
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X Prize for cleaning up the oil. Time to bring out the actual equipment and win some money.
3:58 PM Jun 28th, 2010
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@ well that's not our problem they aren't native. We're ready to clean up those non-native animals.
5:45 PM Jun 27th, 2010
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@ that's not what our original contingency papers said we submitted to the government. I think Biologist Dr. Lutz would know.
5:44 PM Jun 27th, 2010
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@ youre finally manning your twitter account. Thank god, Tonys made a mess of things and our Better Propaganda team cant keep up.
3:03 PM Jun 27th, 2010
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The LMRP cap "successfully" reinstalled on blow-out preventer at approx. 6:30pm CST on 6/23 (via @) But it still isnt capping shit
2:59 PM Jun 27th, 2010
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There are now 30 teams of wildlife specialists working in Gulf. See oiled wildlife? (via @) Is Dr. Lutz's zombie there too?
2:54 PM Jun 27th, 2010
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RT @ Response Plan to protect sea turtle nests and hatchlings released (via @) What about the sea lions?
2:51 PM Jun 27th, 2010
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Capture yesterday was 22, next week should increase to 40-53K per day. We'll still be making money. (via @)
2:48 PM Jun 27th, 2010
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@ you keep talking about paying claims. Don't worry we're still heading up the "not actually paying the small people" department.
2:46 PM Jun 27th, 2010
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We encourage everyone to buy BP stock, help buy it so the bosses can sell there's before it's too late.
5:44 AM Jun 21st, 2010
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You know we always thought that since our company was there at the begining of oil production we'd see the end of it in 2030 too.
5:43 AM Jun 21st, 2010
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Fitch has downgraded our stock to BBB, that's junk bond status. It's all the liberal media's fault. We'll sue them later.
5:42 AM Jun 21st, 2010
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Time to start a new week of not capping the oil well. Hell we have no real incentive to.
4:55 AM Jun 21st, 2010
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We decided to take a break from all of out almost sucesses and reward ourselves with a movie. Toy Story 3 to be exact.
2:23 PM Jun 19th, 2010
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I don't know if Tony will lose his job. But we have houses made of solid gold for execs that resign.
9:25 PM Jun 18th, 2010
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We moved Tony off the project. But it's cool, it had nothing to do with him looking like a d-bag.
9:24 PM Jun 18th, 2010
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Since we're in the US Tony figures he can pick up some chicks at the bar using his accent. We agree, most Americans don't watch the news.
2:42 PM Jun 17th, 2010
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These politicians kept mentioning British Petroleum. We have no idea who they're talking about. We're BP PLC.
2:41 PM Jun 17th, 2010
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Tony needs to use the, "if there were no cops and you're sure you'd never get caught would you steal a Ferrari," defense.
2:29 PM Jun 17th, 2010
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- Name BP Gulf of Mexico
- Location Gulf of Mexico
- Bio Committed to keeping the people informed about the controlled oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico
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