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  1. Big Guy saw crowd at Capitol yesterday and says of course it was huge, all those unemployed have time on their hands. #BOTeleprompter
  2. Big Guy loves AARP support of health care bill, since none of them will be alive to complain about it 5 years from now. #BOTeleprompter
  3. Blissfully Ignorant: It's true that Big Guy didn't watch any election results last night. He was too busy watching t... http://bit.ly/16mbAr
  4. Big Guy thrilled to take credit for creating at least 15 new jobs last night thanks to his policies. DNC? Not so much. #BOTeleprompter
  5. Big Guy marked anniversary of U.S. hostage crisis, otherwise known as election day 2008. #BOTeleprompter
  6. @mattysold Sorry, no idea what is going on.
  7. Big Guy thinks maybe next year he'll stay home more to spend time with his family instead of all that silly campaigning. #BOTeleprompter
  8. Leader of the free world will be at the White House today. And so will Big Guy. #BOTeleprompter
  9. Big Guy tempted enter Afghan run-off and says he has the nebulous citizenship, if not the polling numbers, to win. #BOTeleprompter
  10. @JanSimpson No, it's still there.
  11. Big Guy reading sports section is shocked to see he wasn't awarded top three finish in NY Marathon. #BOTeleprompter
  12. Big Guy wondering if he can get Dede Scozzafava to endorse Karzai. #BOTeleprompter
  13. Big Guy says he's sending Biden to NY-23 tomorrow because veeps always go to the funerals of dead politicians. #BOTelepromtper
  14. Am I the only one here at White House who thinks Big Guy going out tonight in a doctor costume is a really bad idea? #BOTeleprompter
  15. Big Guy hoping you all will make our lives easier and follow my "Enemies List" so its easier to find you all. #BOTeleprompter #tcot
  16. Big Gug says there is no truth to rumor that his "grabamop.com" is his jobs saved/jobs created web site. #BOTeleprompter
  17. So Much for Pencil-Pushers ...: Big Guy pulled all of us into the Oval this morning after reading all of the mo.. http://bit.ly/3wZ4dz
  18. Big Guy wondering what Chinese yuan equivalent to Hundred Grand bar would be as treat fare tonight. #BOTeleprompter #tcot
  19. Big Guy wants to hand out Hundred Grand candy bars tonight, but ashamed that in his economy they are only worth $3.72. #BOTeleprompter
  20. Big Guy barred from answering door tonight for trick or treaters, staff worried about his theory of candy redistribution. #BOTeleprompter