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Just revisited Ovaltine. Delicious. 12:27 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie
Witches were martrys. And martyrs were witches. Minus 5 cents and a scarcity of McDonald mornings. 1:10 AM Dec 13th from Tweetie
Do you like the poems? Spill without thought. Know your story. And suck none of plot. Good times. 4. All. The. Penguins. 1:08 AM Dec 13th from Tweetie
during these days. take a moment. acknowledge blood. and spend time with your chosen. there is room enough for both. We; The Giants. 10:57 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
Are you there God? It's me. Margaret. Please tell me how to make Safari behave because I don't know how to fix it. 3:21 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie
(p.s. anonymous world: i have been sitting in front of the computer for a very long time and am not drunk at all.) yeah, charm school. 11:35 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie
don't need no freaking genie. need to go to charm school. buy a pretzel. talk to a walrus. make pie. 11:34 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie
fuck me in the face. (turn of phrase. don't want a freaking genie. have no shammy for the bottle). namaste. 9:08 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie
Horrible. I lost track of the days sitting in front of the computer overwhelmed with work and didn't call to wish my dad happy b'day. 11:20 AM Dec 10th from Tweetie
It's a good question. STFU. 1:02 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie
It's a good question. How does one control light? Digitally or otherwise? 1:01 AM Dec 9th from Tweetie
Staring at the screen. 1:40 PM Dec 7th from Tweetie
family member's birthday part. wait. take two. family member's birthday party. end scene. 5:39 PM Dec 5th from Tweetie
... Or Malo, or that hot tequila bar on Vermont... Let's smoke and drink palpal. 3:50 PM Dec 3rd from txt
i am eating lasagna for breakfast. suck it. 7:48 AM Dec 2nd from web
i'm still thinking about it. hand signals. with sound effects. down periscope. nighty-night. 10:11 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
@Adisyoukat eh 10:11 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie in reply to Adisyoukat
E-Gad. You know what I mean? 7:10 PM Dec 1st from Tweetie
nope. still thinking about it. 5:27 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie
the other day i took a poop so big i had to use turn signals while flushing it. TMI. yes. hopefully, now i can forget it. 5:27 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie

Name BP
Location Los Angeles, CA, United States
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Bio writer-oaf-poet-storyteller-vulgar-whiskey drinker-twatpocket who wants to learn about chinatown and the internet = hungry student kinda sorta