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  1. @SarahKSilverman Ok: are you tweeting or starting a new "mythology episode" of LOST?
  2. @just_linda Oh: It didn't happen. I'm anticipating. Fearing and anticipating. (Based on Farley).
  3. Dear DirecTV: please do not make an ad with Jennifer Grey shimmying from Patrick Swayze to sing the praises of digital picture. Thanks.
  4. I'm thankful that @rubenfleischer 's Zombieland is still playing in Dallas so I can take my family when I head home. Perfect. Holiday. Film.
  5. Is my neighbor watching some sporting event? Or are whales humping downstairs while some kills a goat?
  6. @james_gunn Gotta check out the derby dolls when you get back to LA. Fun time.
  7. @steveagee Yes. And I retract my "charming" remark concerning your tweets with @diablocody. Only she is charming.
  8. @joseph_brunetta Not to be a shit: but there is something a wee bit funny about Clerks in ULTRA HIGH DEF! ;)
  9. @james_gunn Yeah: don't read those. I did too. Ugh.
  10. @diablocody @steveagee As lame as twitter can be -- I have to admit: reading quick exchanges between you two is totally charming.
  11. Huge doings with the Financial Regulatory Reform bill today. Did'ya hear? No? Right. Oprah. (Thanks "news" media).
  12. Movie Idea: "Project Runaway" Starring Tom Selleck and Gene Simmons in a futuristic fashion model walk-off. With spiderbots.
  13. @joseph_brunetta Right. That. And maybe that he's a hand-picked, hard-body heart throb. Oh God, I think I'm about to cry! ( . . . ladies?)
  14. @joseph_brunetta And here I thought you were a 13 year old girl. (PS: eff all this effin vampire crap. eff. eff. eff.)
  15. @just_linda Really into this runway thang, huh? I met 1 of the models at a Halloween party. Had no clue (faux pas?) ... She's great though
  16. @Your_Say I'm ON twitter and I don't get it. I mean: let's face it ... It's kinda silly.
  17. I wanna make out with Matt Stone and Trey Parker. I love them that much. www.southparkstudios.com/ Click "Not My Waterpark"
  18. Glenn Beck makes Howard Beale look like Jim Lehrer.
  19. First there was the martini ... and it was good ... but there was no one to drink it ... #myversionbible
  20. @steveagee ... scripts about clothes, periods and balls.