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@SarahKSilverman Ok: are you tweeting or starting a new "mythology episode" of LOST? 9:03 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to SarahKSilverman
@just_linda Oh: It didn't happen. I'm anticipating. Fearing and anticipating. (Based on Farley). 8:01 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to just_linda
Dear DirecTV: please do not make an ad with Jennifer Grey shimmying from Patrick Swayze to sing the praises of digital picture. Thanks. 12:39 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
I'm thankful that @rubenfleischer 's Zombieland is still playing in Dallas so I can take my family when I head home. Perfect. Holiday. Film. 1:08 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
Is my neighbor watching some sporting event? Or are whales humping downstairs while some kills a goat? 7:47 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
@james_gunn Gotta check out the derby dolls when you get back to LA. Fun time. 5:23 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to james_gunn
@steveagee Yes. And I retract my "charming" remark concerning your tweets with @diablocody. Only she is charming. 4:55 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to steveagee
@joseph_brunetta Not to be a shit: but there is something a wee bit funny about Clerks in ULTRA HIGH DEF! ;) 3:11 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to joseph_brunetta
@james_gunn Yeah: don't read those. I did too. Ugh. 12:03 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to james_gunn
@diablocody @steveagee As lame as twitter can be -- I have to admit: reading quick exchanges between you two is totally charming. 11:08 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to diablocody
Huge doings with the Financial Regulatory Reform bill today. Did'ya hear? No? Right. Oprah. (Thanks "news" media). 12:34 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
Movie Idea: "Project Runaway" Starring Tom Selleck and Gene Simmons in a futuristic fashion model walk-off. With spiderbots. 11:53 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
@joseph_brunetta Right. That. And maybe that he's a hand-picked, hard-body heart throb. Oh God, I think I'm about to cry! ( . . . ladies?) 11:50 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to joseph_brunetta
@joseph_brunetta And here I thought you were a 13 year old girl. (PS: eff all this effin vampire crap. eff. eff. eff.) 11:39 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to joseph_brunetta
@just_linda Really into this runway thang, huh? I met 1 of the models at a Halloween party. Had no clue (faux pas?) ... She's great though 6:20 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to just_linda
@Your_Say I'm ON twitter and I don't get it. I mean: let's face it ... It's kinda silly. 3:12 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to Your_Say
I wanna make out with Matt Stone and Trey Parker. I love them that much. www.southparkstudios.com/ Click "Not My Waterpark" 2:33 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
Glenn Beck makes Howard Beale look like Jim Lehrer. 7:46 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
First there was the martini ... and it was good ... but there was no one to drink it ... #myversionbible 5:41 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
@steveagee ... scripts about clothes, periods and balls. 5:34 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie in reply to steveagee

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Name BJ Schwartz
Location Tehran
Web http://www.bjschw...
Bio Am I that guy you know?; Clues: University of Chicago; Former Lawyer; Stanford Law; Debevoise; Filmmaker - Wolves in the Woods; Horrorscript: The Golem.

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