BJ_Porter
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@ Maybe? I never saw Better Off Ted.
4:31 PM May 20th
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in reply to malikalouise
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@ Thanks, man! Just sharing truth with people.
1:39 PM May 20th
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in reply to tomhensleyy
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Jeremy Irons is fucking OWNING the narration on this special about the Bronze Age Hittite Empire!!
1:30 PM May 20th
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@ You must be dying to buy that company and fire all those people!
12:12 PM May 14th
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in reply to MittRomney
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They had to reshoot that Time Magazine cover over 100 times to finally keep that kid from giving a thumbs up gesture.
6:25 PM May 11th
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"The NFL Draft is SO EXCITING!!" - person who loves lists of names
12:59 PM Apr 28th
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This HAS to be one of the worst times in U.S. history for pro-choice racists.
4:50 PM Apr 6th
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Characters in movies stand unrealistically close to each other. All movies are terrible.
3:16 PM Apr 3rd
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What is it people are always saying "adds ten pounds?" It's the mirror, right?
2:01 PM Apr 3rd
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I think we all agree the best Game Of Thrones character is Arwod, The Drunken Wizard. He's so wise but which side is he really on?!?!?
3:33 PM Apr 2nd
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"Seriously, people really need to learn to mind their own fucking business." - 1st Draft of my future wedding vows
11:38 AM Apr 2nd
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"Gotta say; expected MUCH cuter." (Handy statement to avoid having to react to endless emails of baby photos)
11:04 AM Apr 2nd
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It's weird the one thing everyone agrees on about The Hunger Games is that Lenny Kravitz is the greatest actor of his (or any) generation.
4:38 PM Apr 1st
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I had to run to Trader Joe's today. I was running low on my seething hatred of complete strangers.
11:13 AM Apr 1st
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Tim Tebow deserves a lot of credit for his press conference today. Must have been tough for him to not say "Jew York."
9:16 AM Mar 26th
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Can't believe more sports commentators haven't said "New Orleans received the Katrina of NFL punishment."
8:26 PM Mar 22nd
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Bet $1000 the word "exciting" would not be used in the Peyton Manning press conference. Did anyone see it? Did I win? (I'm sure I won)
12:48 PM Mar 20th
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@ The Announcement - and basically all the ESPN or HBO docs.
12:04 PM Mar 18th
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in reply to kidlightnin71
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My girlfriend will not watch a sporting event, and she won't watch a documentary about sports without crying.
10:35 PM Mar 17th
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To honor the Irish this weekend, I'm going to drink for the rest of my life!
10:17 AM Mar 17th
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- Name B.J. Porter
- Location Hollywood
- Bio Twitter is where you can read my twitter tweet transmissions.
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