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BHVance

Siduckdynasty Goodnight, brush your teeth, say your prayers. This weekend, if you see a service man, stop him and say "Thank You". They fight for you. about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by BHVance and 206 others
Brians_Unlucky Goes to first NBA game. Ron Artest beats the shit out of him. 9:46 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by BHVance and 3015 others
“@Tyler_Layton21: @BHVance I’ve killed many a zombie in my day.” then you’re a candidate. 😳 about 14 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Tulsa, OK
WoIfpack Before you marry someone, ask yourself, "will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?" about 15 hours ago via web Retweeted by BHVance and 246 others
_UnluckyBrian_ Wins a car on a game show. Prius. about 15 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by BHVance and 3865 others
Whaaaaaaaat. twitter.com/BHVance/status… about 15 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Tulsa, OK
Snapbacks and tattoos about 15 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Tulsa, OK
When I see little chubby boys that are kids I feel so bad for them… I hope people don’t make fun of them about 15 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Tulsa, OK
Like… no one wants to hear your conversation and your dog is the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen in my life about 16 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Tulsa, OK
I’m at the car place, while they’re doing work on my car…. And this lady is literally on the phone being so loud AND has her dog in here about 16 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Tulsa, OK
NotKennyRogers Memorial Day weekend is the time when we all get to find out who made horrible tattoo decisions over the last six months. about 16 hours ago via web Retweeted by BHVance and 110 others
@blairescamma where at? Text me about 16 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Tulsa, OK in reply to blairescamma
BigBootyProbs_ When you wear a pencil skirt for a job interview you're pretty much guaranteed to get the job. #bigbootyprobz about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by BHVance and 396 others
Every time I hear Kelly Clarkson on the radio I get really annoyed about 17 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS from Tulsa, OK
LilNeff07 This is so true :) twitter.com/LilNeff07/stat… about 18 hours ago via Photos on iOS Retweeted by BHVance and 2 others
BadLckBrian Finally gets picked for a team... Hunger Games. 10:30 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by BHVance and 162 others
I really think George Lopez Show is funny. Not a lot of people do but I seriously crack up at some of the stuff he says 10:17 PM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS from Kiefer, OK
@NadienneElise 😂😂😂 😃👍 9:37 PM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS from Kiefer, OK in reply to NadienneElise
@blairescamma this is the episode hahahahaha youtube.com/watch?v=E_0Ta_… 9:16 PM May 24th via YouTube on iOS
So I’m watching the Friends episode where Phoebe runs REALLY funny and weird. I hope you don’t run like that @blairescamma 😳😳😳 9:14 PM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS from Kiefer, OK