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  1. @bee_lee Ich fall' hier gleich vom Stuhl!!! :-D
  2. @bee_lee Nanana, wenn der Brazilain Butt Master die Ironie im Unterton hoert, bekommste aber eine aufn Arsch. :-D
  3. @thompsonamye Bring me an iPhone, pls. #applestore
  4. What does the British Guardian know about fashion bloggers? This --> http://bit.ly/4R96MD
  5. My friend ToTran left the city and all I got was a yellow dresser.
  6. E-mail invites me to "meet the Brazilian Butt Master." -- Dear Butt Master. Exactly what about the butt have you mastered?
  7. @sirenaclara Only saw your dress pic now. Great fit & great colors. Early 60s?
  8. Hoffentlich bekomme ich dieses Jahr zu Weihnachten mal Socken. Immer diese scheiss Reizwaesche!
  9. Oh, did you hear that? I think the bedbugs are calling me.
  10. In New York ist der Doener der Burrito. Oder der Burrito der Doener. --> http://bit.ly/6Q8W9i #blogpost
  11. @textzicke Ich verleihe Ihnen einen Verdienstorden fuer Ihre Verdienste um die fruehzeitige Reinlichkeit. Hochoffiziell und so.
  12. @textzicke Und dann laufen wir mit vollgeschlagenen Baeuchen ueber Bruecken und Avenues und kucken da rauf und dort wieder runter. Au ja!
  13. @textzicke Komm doch mal und koch doch mal fuer mich, ja? Bitte? Danke! :-)
  14. @nolanintl Pirate Mike, will you bake yourself into a pumpkin pie or not?
  15. I also got a stuffed monkey as a sick present. Around here, being sick is like having a birthday. You should try it some time.
  16. While I was sick, I got the boardgame RISK as a sick present. We Germans like to practice our "trying to take over the world" skillz.
  17. @nolanintl Do turkey meatballs count? Hahaha.
  18. We'll have all our fellow orphan friends over for Thxgiving. It'll be so lovely .. until we break the news that there'll be no turkey.
  19. RT @jordanrubin: I'm writing a book about a male contortionist who has the ability to blow himself, but doesn't like giving oral.
  20. @sirenaclara I want to see that dresssssss. Take a picture nowwww.