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  1. You've heard the phrase 'miss off the season'. You can close the voting for that now. http://tinyurl.com/yhrh8d9
  2. @BenGardner Really? Thanks. It was away through the fog from where I was. I withdraw by cynical remarks from earlier then!
  3. Odd delay here at Carlisle. Ref stopped #ncfc game while board advertising FA Cup's official sponsor was stood back up. Modern football eh?
  4. @Jackdearlove Maybe I've cracked the student comedy demographic?
  5. #ncfc stat of the day: Holt, Wes and Martin - 35 goals from combined 57 games this season. Drogba, Anelka, Lampard 23 from 52. #geek
  6. The highlights from Carlisle. (I am sorry. I have been resisting this joke all season) http://twitpic.com/rba8q
  7. Charity staff: "I'm sorry?". Man: "You know - the GG's!" CS: "Huh?" . Man: (tuts)"BOOKS ABOUT HORSE RACING!"
  8. Just seen a man in a charity shop ask if they have any horse racing books by saying "Do you have any.." and then acting out riding a horse.
  9. @bennicordy Tucker-a-like: "I thought we had a roadmap on this one. Am I going to have to raise my hand and tell them this is a disgrace?"
  10. On train to Carlisle. Scottish man conducting business on mobile near me. He's one swear away from being Malcolm Tucker off The Thick of It.
  11. @timsparrow I've always been more of a DT 108 man.
  12. RT @richardpbacon: Delia Smith was marvellous today, said she's lost £11mill owning Norwich City. #ncfc - I'm sure the i/v is on i-player.
  13. Russell Martin, Russell and Martin (Chris) could all play for #ncfc on Saturday then. That's going to be fun to commentate on.
  14. Sorry to hear King's Lynn FC have been wound up. Detailed Coverage on BBC Radio Norfolk in Matt Gudgin's show from 4pm.
  15. Mixed night for Norfolk football. 35 #ncfc goals now between Holt, Hoolahan & Martin but King's Lynn FC facing winding up order tomorrow.
  16. Here we go - #ncfc v Brighton. http://twitpic.com/qs5ez
  17. View from BBC Radio Norfolk's Carrow Rd studio. We start at 7 #ncfc v Brighton. Special guest: Darren Huckerby http://twitpic.com/qrvvx
  18. Forgot to post link for #ncfc goals from the weekend. If you haven't seen them yet they are here http://tinyurl.com/ybndg93
  19. Jedward out. How long before the Irish FA ask for a rematch?
  20. Just realised I forgot to put Jermain Defoe back in my Fantasy League team. Oh well, I don't suppose he'll score against Wigan............