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AzharBandeAli

@ThenEthanSaid @kendall_reed @pattkev Bird Feeder. i.imgur.com/hthzQ.gif about 8 hours ago via web
The CEO updated his status on Chatter today. Not sure if it was him or a marketing/PR person. @lpinkston who did it? about 9 hours ago via web
@pattkev @deets ...and a trip down urban dictionary lane. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to pattkev
Happy hour with coworkers never disappoints! about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android
@lpinkston @missbotta I'm just a lo-ove machine.. about 15 hours ago via web in reply to lpinkston
@pattkev @kendall_reed What an exaggeration this article is. CEOs don't just work 60 hrs. People get promoted. Lets discuss @ happy hour. about 15 hours ago via web in reply to pattkev
This joke was relayed to me by @acrocker3 RT @AzharBandeAli How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram about 16 hours ago via web in reply to AzharBandeAli
@RACHandRALLY @acrocker3 that's not what she said? about 16 hours ago via web in reply to RACHandRALLY
@acrocker3 #showoff about 18 hours ago via web in reply to acrocker3
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram about 19 hours ago via web
Take 2 about 22 hours ago via Twitter for Android
The girl sitting in front of me in the bus has a semi-Kartniss-Everdeen hairdo. #welldone #MustveTakenForever #NoHomo about 22 hours ago via Twitter for Android
@acrocker3 I looked up what you meant on YouTube yesterday and ermahgerd! I didn't know that was a real thing! Laughed so hard!! about 22 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to acrocker3
This gif always makes me laugh SO HARD! Thanks, internet! :) i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/… 6:23 PM May 24th via web
@Inspector_Dan out at the couch yet, bro? 5:53 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
...and our day of #fails ends with: the bus that was supposed to arrive at 7:20 decided not to. Catching the much shadier next bus home #fml 5:13 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
Its going to be a big day at work. Launching a pilot for a critical feature. #FingersCrossed 5:07 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
@acrocker3 4-5 tabs each? Ur fine as long as u can see the tab icon. When you have so many that the tab icons get squished, u have a problem 4:18 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to acrocker3
Also - yay Android! Time to double down on the platform and pump out some amazing devices! #DroidItUp 4:11 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
Man, what a great week to be Larry Page. Motorola deal closes and win infringement case against Oracle in the same week! 4:07 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android