AydenGutierrez
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@ I'm sorry about today at Taco Bell. I don't remember giving you a dirty look but if I did I'm so sorry!
about 4 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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If I was "16 And Pregnant" I'd get an ass beating not a TV show.
about 19 hours ago
via TwitDrip
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I wanna live my life, young, wild, and free. ... but I’m afraid of my parents.
about 21 hours ago
via web
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Floor: "If you fall, I'll be there for you."
10:54 PM May 24th
via TweetDeck
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Yawning is our body's way of saying 10% of battery remaining.
10:58 PM May 24th
via web
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Me: "I want to go on a diet", Food: "B*tch STFU and eat"
11:01 PM May 24th
via Twuffer
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"Be Strong" - A phrase that's easy to say but a hard thing to do when you're broken.
11:05 PM May 24th
via TwitDrip
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Don't make fun of people, especially with their insecurities - Life is hard enough on its own
5:45 PM May 19th
via web
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Dear McDonalds cashier, Don`t give me that look, there's no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, Don`t forget the toy.
11:40 AM May 22nd
via TwitDrip
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If I ever become a teacher, I'm stapling Burger King application to every failed test.
10:46 PM May 22nd
via Twuffer
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Admit it; the cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies.
10:43 PM May 17th
via TweetDeck
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#141. Before I die, I would like to ride the 10 largest roller coasters in the world.
9:57 PM Mar 25th
via web
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Cheating in heads down thumbs up by looking at the people's shoes.
9:28 PM May 16th
via web
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We all hate those moments right before we sleep when we are forced to think about all the things we tried so hard to forget.
11:45 PM May 15th
via Buffer
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"Girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider." All my 90's kids R-T
11:55 PM May 15th
via web
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Everyone has that one ex they don't want the world to know they ever dated.
11:57 PM May 15th
via TwitDrip
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RETWEET If You've experienced the "ghost vibration" sensation; where you think your phone is vibrating when it's not..
12:00 AM May 16th
via Buffer
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Oh, "you can't fold a piece of paper in half 8 times?" You've clearly never seen me wipe my ass with the last sheet of toilet paper.
10:10 PM May 14th
via HootSuite
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That moment when you hand someone ur phone to show them just one picture & then they start scrolling through the rest without asking........
9:00 PM May 14th
via Buffer
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
5:00 PM May 14th
via Buffer
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- Name Ayden Gutierrez
- Location Orland, California
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