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AwkwardSexiness

  1. That awkward moment when you crack under pressure and forget how to talk when it's time to leave a voicemail 6:48 PM May 24th via Favstar.FM
  2. #YOLO - a.k.a 'Carpe Diem' for uneducated idiots. 9:54 AM May 24th via Favstar.FM
  3. My check engine light being on for the last 8 months was less disconcerting than when it suddenly turned off this morning. 9:46 AM May 24th via Favstar.FM
  4. Don't you think it's time we start referring to flat screen TVs, simply as TVs? 8:35 PM May 23rd via Favstar.FM
  5. Remember when fast food restaurants actually used the first drive-thru window...you know, before they turned it into another storage room? 7:26 PM May 22nd via Favstar.FM
  6. Mark Zuckerberg, you may now poke the bride. #Facebook 2:39 PM May 21st via Favstar.FM
  7. You can be anything you want to be on the internet. It's amazing so many people choose to be stupid 2:38 PM May 21st via Favstar.FM
  8. My memory foam knows to much, it's becoming a liability now! 8:01 PM May 19th via Favstar.FM
  9. I'm so tired of spring and agreeing about how beautiful it is everyday. I can't wait to bitch about how hot it is. That's where I shine 9:24 AM May 18th via Favstar.FM
  10. No matter the product or store, I feel like I must have a back story for why I am returning something 6:10 PM May 17th via Favstar.FM
  11. Someone should tell @NickiMinaj that when rapping you aren't supposed to rhyme one word with the exact same word 4:40 AM May 17th via Favstar.FM
  12. Fact: Being an ugly girl is like being a regular man 6:55 PM May 16th via Favstar.FM
  13. America: Where moms get a day and sharks get a week 11:20 AM May 14th via Favstar.FM
  14. You've got to hand it to gangs. At least they know how to carpool 6:20 PM May 13th via Favstar.FM
  15. Nothing says thank you for 19 hours of excruciating, painful labor quite like a Mother's Day brunch. #HappyMothersDay 7:52 AM May 13th via Favstar.FM
  16. I'm really excited for tomorrow when I get to spend $75 buying my clothes back from the dry cleaner 6:36 PM May 10th via Favstar.FM
  17. #Google - Helping couples determine who is right and wrong since 1997 11:24 AM May 9th via Favstar.FM
  18. When life has you down, check out the personal ads on craigslist and think to yourself, "well at least I'm not at this point in my life yet" 5:50 PM May 8th via Favstar.FM
  19. I'm a college grad, yet I'm still a strong believer that my salvia will take out any stain during the moment 11:23 AM May 8th via Favstar.FM
  20. No, I don't want to enter in 4qf5-5tsw-3wdd-2xt5 from under my bottle cap online. Just tell me if I won a free fucking cola! 7:32 PM May 7th via Favstar.FM
  • Name Ryan Francis
  • Location Dirty, Smelly, Beautiful NYC
  • Bio Follow me unless you hate laughter. Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentist.
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