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awesomestguyevr

ever see a girl so ridiculous-hot that u wanna burn down her house with all her family in it so she'll be broken enough to want to date you? about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPad
If I were the Skipper of a boat, my nickname would be Muddy Mud. #renandstimpy #nickelodeon #90s 12:17 AM May 24th via Twitter for Mac
set a timer and see how long you watch it. im going on 3 & 1/2 days... bit.ly/KgZcib (GIF) #cats 1:16 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac
@absolutetwoddle nice! 1:02 PM May 23rd via web in reply to absolutetwoddle
Limewire is being sued for more money than exists in the world bit.ly/KGxUnz 1:49 PM May 21st via Twitter for Mac
@danlev looks like we both had similar "what was life like before…" thoughts around the same time. this probably means something deep. 2:52 PM May 18th via Twitter for Mac in reply to danlev
what the hell did people use as flashlights before cell phones were invented?? 1:10 AM May 18th via Twitter for Mac
FINALLY! - Robert Downey Jr. As A Cat: bit.ly/J973jB 7:25 PM May 16th via Twitter for Mac
i thought you should know... bit.ly/JcCunY ~ #beer #tropical 12:56 AM May 14th via Twitter for Mac
if i were a dinosaur and a jerk, i would go up to all the t-rex's and be like "hey man! high five!…oh…sorry bro" and then laugh maniacally 2:30 AM May 13th via Twitter for Mac
Bristol Palin advocating raising a child in a marriage is like a guy who stubbed his toe saying not to stub your toe (ie: not hypocritical) 1:23 PM May 10th via Twitter for Mac
out of the hottub & got a date with a pair of silk jammies, a glass of guava juice & some cartoons… bit.ly/KHCRxo (PIC) - G'NIGHT 2:47 AM May 10th via Twitter for Mac
Did you know all these sex & body definitions for "trap"?… bit.ly/IV6dlg 3:50 AM May 8th via Twitter for Mac
@JTHolder2010 that IS pretty badass... (got to your tweet from your pearl harbor hashtag that i also just used) 10:50 PM May 6th via web from Honolulu, HI in reply to JTHolder2010
Photo-bombing Japanese tourist pictures with a big goofy smile and peace sign has been a fun hobby this past week. #rememberPearlHarbor 10:49 PM May 6th via web from Honolulu, HI
anyone know a good app for music syncing? i want to add songs to an unjailbroken iphone without erasing the existing library on it :/ 9:41 PM May 6th via Twitter for Mac
did anyone see The Price Is Right today? Did they take my suggestion and do a "Cinco de Plinko" feature? 12:46 AM May 6th via Twitter for Mac
not into public sex. i dont get turned on by knowing any moment we could get caught. i get turned on by knowing i can take a nap afterwards 6:46 PM May 2nd via Twitter for Mac
Check out @ManniIsMyName comin through like a BOSS: bit.ly/Jk3QYN 12:56 PM Apr 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to ManniIsMyName
dammit. which video of mine is it that i tell the "sans the onions" on my steak story? someone go watch them all & tell me :/ 3:02 AM Apr 29th via Twitter for Mac