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DOG SHUT UP DOG SHUT UP DOG SHUT UP DOG SHUT UP about 8 hours ago via web
Hmm it appears some of rolling thunder is rolling to falls church. #route50 #dcosthatway about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
...aaaand then the synagogue tweeter-in-chief called me classy hahaha about 21 hours ago via web
#MetroMinyan has been no less than #shabbauchery every time I've been - Free wine + Me = Trouble RT @2239WHC We call that #shabbauchery about 21 hours ago via web in reply to 2239WHC
#MetroMinyan tonight. Then drinking at #AtomicBilliards. Jews & Brews. Shabbat Shalom! #DC about 23 hours ago via web
@rabidbadger Goooood call. We can double with Maggie. And, like, all of their friends. 7:05 PM May 24th via web in reply to rabidbadger
@reddusfoximus Or, like, at @TallulaEatBar :) 6:56 PM May 24th via web in reply to reddusfoximus
@reddusfoximus Done. Can we do it outside of my neighbors windows while hootin/hollerin like college kids in the middle of the night? *sigh* 6:56 PM May 24th via web in reply to reddusfoximus
@reddusfoximus touche, neighbor. touche. 6:54 PM May 24th via web in reply to reddusfoximus
@reddusfoximus Well clearly your drinks wouldn't be on Saturday night :) 6:53 PM May 24th via web in reply to reddusfoximus
My famous person to get boozy with? Hard to parse out "want to look at all night" from "want to talk to" - Who am I foolin' - I'd be a mute. 6:52 PM May 24th via web
Which famous person would you want to get boozy with at your favorite bar? 6:35 PM May 24th via web
@mommapolitico before you got gobsmacked and accidentally poured your drink all over them? Oh, that'd be me :) 6:31 PM May 24th via web in reply to mommapolitico
Hmm... I wonder what @maddow & @chrislhayes were drinkin' last night. If I saw them both at a bar I'd cower in a corner and die of happy. 6:24 PM May 24th via web
I have no use for guns. #punchhunting RT @briandevine Now why didn't I think of gun giveaway 6:19 PM May 24th via web in reply to briandevine
Coming out in favor of equal marriage is like coming out in favor of gravity. It's nice, but the rest of the world is already there. #maybe 10:13 PM May 23rd via web
New pundit crush! Well, hello @AriMelber - #callmemaybe? 10:11 PM May 23rd via web
Head. Splodey. @ournameisfun Covers "Call Me Maybe" buzzfeed.com/stacylambe/fun… 10:08 PM May 23rd via Tweet Button
#ClientCompliance101 RT @tfish77 Hey if everyone stopped talking this meeting would end and I could go home and drink scotch! 12:53 PM May 23rd via web in reply to tfish77
@damndilettante I like it. Surprise 'em when they get there. That's my MO. 6:51 AM May 23rd via web in reply to damndilettante