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  1. Dick Cheney is FUCKING INSANE. How baffling that anyone, of any political stripe, would care what he has to say http://bit.ly/8nXmtk 5:17 PM Dec 1st from web
  2. New blog post: Setup http://bit.ly/5oKNAE 2:16 AM Nov 29th from web
  3. http://twitpic.com/r93w1 - Brooklyn incongruity: frmr house of commandant of bklyn navy yard, half mile from manhattan bridge 6:53 PM Nov 27th from TwitPic
  4. Maybe it's me, but pastors praying for Obama to be killed is sort of un-Christian, isn't it? No? I think it is. Hmm. http://bit.ly/4v2rsj 8:50 AM Nov 24th from web
  5. Teabaggers no getting along so well http://bit.ly/7nDDpu 10:00 AM Nov 21st from web
  6. New blog post: Brad and Jennifer Are Getting Back Together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://bit.ly/3GDItD 12:15 PM Nov 19th from web
  7. NYTimes: Giuliani not running for gov http://bit.ly/4AQXmz. Praise the lord. I don't think we could have taken the gleeful obnoxiousness. 10:31 AM Nov 19th from web
  8. @mhanlon Scrabblewear by CK: FUCK yeah. 12:33 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to mhanlon
  9. New blog post re "KSM"/terror trials in New York http://bit.ly/ehjAG 12:27 AM Nov 18th from web
  10. http://twitpic.com/pwolv - Cab driver this morning at the sight of this: 'what are they doing? What are they going 2do?' Me: 'I don't know. 1:27 PM Nov 17th from TwitPic
  11. So glad that the extraordinarily credible and widely respected FVP Cheney has weighed in on The Bow of Weakness http://bit.ly/1PWQ4u 11:04 AM Nov 17th from web
  12. Very clever: http://bit.ly/1n6xJE. Watch it to the end; it's 1:22 -- you can do it. 9:31 AM Nov 17th from web
  13. New blog post: No, Google Maps, You're Wrong... http://bit.ly/3ESwm3 2:51 PM Nov 14th from web
  14. Man arrested for repeatedly calling 911 for sex; he was out of minutes, so 911 was the only # he could dial http://bit.ly/4teiOL 5:59 AM Nov 14th from web
  15. The idiots among us come up with stuff like this: http://bit.ly/v8NcB 4:35 PM Nov 13th from web
  16. New blog post: Maybe He Should Just Tell 'Em to BRING IT ON. http://bit.ly/4CrrnX 7:30 PM Nov 12th from web
  17. New blog post: Veteran's Day http://bit.ly/1Ud1nc 2:08 PM Nov 11th from web
  18. New blog post. Discussed: irritability (mine, DMV employees'); black women; bear-related wardrobe accessorization; etc. http://bit.ly/Idvbu 11:15 PM Nov 6th from web
  19. New blog post (NSFW: !!!female bear nipples possibly visible!!!) http://blog.theavocadopapers.com/avocadoblog/2009/11/naked.html 1:06 PM Nov 5th from web
  20. I know how to milk a goat. Do you know how to milk a goat? Yes___ No___ Yeah-didn't-think-so. I do. 9:55 AM Nov 5th from web
  • Name The Avocado Papers
  • Location New York City
  • Web http://blog.theav...
  • Bio Born. Was child for bit, then teenager; this came to abrupt halt @ age 20. Was in 20s for decade, followed by same amt of time being in 30s.
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