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@Shash The chances of a cognitively disabled person attending law school are very minimal. But if they managed, they'd deserve more, yes.about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck in reply to Shash
@Shash Jobs like that are beneath me. So are jobs like garbageman. Janitor. Secretary.about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Shash
@Shash Downs Syndrome? Would you expect them at high-level positions?about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Shash
@Shash I disagree. That was pretty funny.about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Shash
@iammommymae Since I was tweeting at the same time, I think you could call it "twooping". Or maybe "twitting".about 4 hours ago from TweetDeck
At "Year One" with Amy and SIL http://tinyurl.com/lcvsoaabout 7 hours ago from twitterfeed
@LeSombre Semi-conscious is probably more like it.about 12 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to LeSombre
It's too early to be conscious. http://yfrog.com/0lrstijabout 13 hours ago from Twitterrific
New blog post: Sunday Becky Sunday http://bit.ly/18Ve8gabout 20 hours ago from Twitter Tools
@whithonea Yes. I figured. I'm playing with my bare necessities right now.about 21 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to whithonea
Yup. It's a bear/boy love story. Rather bittersweet.about 21 hours ago from Twitterrific
@alotofnothing Now we're talking about genocide in Somalia.about 21 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to alotofnothing
@karlerikson No. I'm just enjoying the air conditioning inside.about 21 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to karlerikson
Listening to @alotofnothing's girls tell me about their ottoman while we watch Jungle Book 2.about 21 hours ago from Twitterrific
Watching @missbritt @snackiepoo @wholelotofnothing & @misterbritt play poker. I don't understand the point of this game.about 22 hours ago from Twitterrific
@mrlady That's a hard one. It's either Kang or Kodos.11:54 AM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to mrlady
@mrlady The one about Jack and Diane?11:43 AM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to mrlady
@mrlady "F".11:09 AM Jul 4th from TweetDeck in reply to mrlady
For fuck's sake, everyone. It's not a dance. It's IndependEnce Day.10:11 AM Jul 4th from TweetDeck
New blog post: Mastermind http://www.avitable.com/200...10:14 PM Jul 3rd from Twitter Tools

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Bio Everything I say is my opinion and satire.

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