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Lunch today is all my kids left over lunches from yesterday. I'm the Cleanup Eater.about 3 hours agofrom web
@asmoler wow! Smoles! Nice moves! Wish I could stop by but my brother is getting married tonight. Mazel Tov!!11:32 AM Jul 1stfrom TwitterBerry
And now "SelfHelpProvider" is following me on Twitter. This is getting silly.9:20 AM Jul 1stfrom TwitterBerry
At the Bookstore. Asked where the Self-Help section was. I was told 'If we told you, it would defeat the purpose'.9:17 AM Jul 1stfrom TwitterBerry
and now IFollowIdiots is following me. Time to call it a day.1:41 PM Jun 30thfrom web
Argued with the CFO about statistics today. Than realized what I was doing. I'm an idiot.12:25 PM Jun 30thfrom web
RT @zappos If you don't trust your employees to tweet freely, it's an employee or leadership issue, not an employee Twitter policy issue.6:59 PM Jun 27thfrom TwitterBerry
Parents sent me $50 in a card for my anniversary. Somewhat reassuring to know you'll always be someone's kid.4:17 PM Jun 22ndfrom TwitterBerry
My 6 year old wrote a story about the insex in the backyard. Hopefully, his teacher realizes he stills spells phonetically.10:13 AM Jun 22ndfrom TwitterBerry
Webbing slowly starting to form between my fingers. This evolution thing takes forever!4:21 AM Jun 18thfrom TwitterBerry
Intern just made the mistake of asking for more work. She'll learn.9:34 AM Jun 17thfrom web
And just like that there's no more hockey or basketball to watch. June - August are dullest sports months of the year. At least Weeds is on!6:52 PM Jun 15thfrom TwitterBerry
Waiting outside the recording studio for my 8 year old to finish up. Life of a budding music star parent.6:37 PM Jun 15thfrom TwitterBerry
Eating burgers in a whole wheat wrap. Apparently I'm on a health food kick. Must have missed the memo.4:25 PM Jun 15thfrom TwitterBerry
Left in the 7th. Figured if arod, jeter, texeira, wright and jerry manuel left so should I.12:55 PM Jun 14thfrom TwitterBerry