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  1. Lunch today is all my kids left over lunches from yesterday. I'm the Cleanup Eater.
  2. @asmoler wow! Smoles! Nice moves! Wish I could stop by but my brother is getting married tonight. Mazel Tov!!
  3. And now "SelfHelpProvider" is following me on Twitter. This is getting silly.
  4. At the Bookstore. Asked where the Self-Help section was. I was told 'If we told you, it would defeat the purpose'.
  5. and now IFollowIdiots is following me. Time to call it a day.
  6. Argued with the CFO about statistics today. Than realized what I was doing. I'm an idiot.
  7. @asmoler we'll, if you're reading tweets - Mazel Tov!
  8. RT @zappos If you don't trust your employees to tweet freely, it's an employee or leadership issue, not an employee Twitter policy issue.
  9. Parents sent me $50 in a card for my anniversary. Somewhat reassuring to know you'll always be someone's kid.
  10. My 6 year old wrote a story about the insex in the backyard. Hopefully, his teacher realizes he stills spells phonetically.
  11. Bringing home dinner!! Most expensive fish I'll ever eat!
  12. Still fishing. If "fishing" means standing around with a rod for 3 hours. Have had my bait stolen 11 times.
  13. Off to Freeport to go fishing with my boys. First time for them. #deadliestcatch
  14. Needs someone to go see the hangover with. The wife's not interested.
  15. Webbing slowly starting to form between my fingers. This evolution thing takes forever!
  16. Intern just made the mistake of asking for more work. She'll learn.
  17. And just like that there's no more hockey or basketball to watch. June - August are dullest sports months of the year. At least Weeds is on!
  18. Waiting outside the recording studio for my 8 year old to finish up. Life of a budding music star parent.
  19. Eating burgers in a whole wheat wrap. Apparently I'm on a health food kick. Must have missed the memo.
  20. Left in the 7th. Figured if arod, jeter, texeira, wright and jerry manuel left so should I.