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averybrister

  1. Turn up the music ooooohhhhhh
  2. I feel a little turned on by you
  3. I hate when the trending topics are in a different language
  4. Thanks for the memories.
  5. No apologies are given here
  6. I'm a force and I admit it.
  7. Why is he reading my yearbook notes?
  8. Wale Folarin >
  9. For my dad to be book smart he's stupid
  10. Oh my heart breaks every step I take
  11. @UhOh_SpaghettiO damn I gotta go Sherlock Holmes :p
  12. "@UhOh_SpaghettiO: I bet she's going to suck his dick just watch. She's to head over heels for him." Who?!
  13. @RicanSTEEZ doesn't give a fuck what he tweets that's what makes his tweets funny
  14. I'm hypnotized by drums.
  15. Life is like a roller coaster ride
  16. I don't know why you feel special little girl you were just a hit it and quit it.
  17. Fuck yo feelings tho.
  18. Some of these people aren't worth my time
  19. I hear the slick shit I might not acknowledge it but trust I do listen