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  1. I will swear, under oath, that I do not, have never worked for, or have any affiliation with @theonion. I'm not that funny. Move on folks!
  2. FUNNIEST COMMERCIAL EVER: That voice haunts! This begs viral: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg22PKX2ZIQ #humor
  3. FUNNIEST COMMERCIAL EVER! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg22PKX2ZIQ @aloompanix
  4. @marccrady u should follow @ericsbaldbytes. Cool guy. Good Content. Perfect w-view.
  5. @ericsbaldbytes: Its an honor getting a rt from u. Love ur worldview. Great twitter content. Gobble gobble gobble 2 u.
  6. Here's an easy one - who said "what's shaken there shakes?" #favoritemoviequotes
  7. Guilty free extra helping of grandmas pie for whoever can tell my what iconic movie this line came from: "work shed" #favoritemoviequotes
  8. @aloompanix: When are you going to bring ' Sneak E: Live big or die.' to the big screen? BASKA!!! USA! USA! USA! BASKA!!!
  9. Can we all agree to change "lol" to "bascka" or blatently and self-consciously kissing ass.
  10. RT @TheOnion [video] Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner http://bit.ly/3ov19k
  11. Why doesn't 'stuff white people like' have a twitter voice so we can finally move on to something else other than @shitmydadsays.
  12. Why can't we all get along with the fact that we don't all get along all the time with all the people worth getting along with.
  13. @fantasticaUP How about we have court jester an elected gov position to make these damn press conferences more engaging!
  14. Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla http://ow.ly/15XmUl (via @TheOnion)
  15. A free pottery bowl to give to someone in need this holiday season: http://bit.ly/3RRqks (via @DSPottery)
  16. What's the point of having a point when natures point is to have no point at all.
  17. @amandaveith: What's shaken there Shakes?
  18. @aloompanix: Oh Jim'ny xmas - What's an old hat need to do to get some love?
  19. @webprovider: I love you, man.
  20. The creative drought @shitmydadsays is the unfortunate result of what happens when we begin to take our silly shit too seriously. 2bad