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AverageFather

Kings v Devils. Imagine, ESPN could've had all of the presumably large ratings share for the Stanley Cup Finals. Oh. Wait. Never mind. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Android
TonyScardina I love wine. 2nd day in a row. I may never stop. about 11 hours ago via TweetCaster for Android Retweeted by AverageFather
Batman, sans mask. Finally, his identity is revealed. twitter.com/AverageFather/… 5:59 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android
@jlaird17 there are some terrible indoor lacrosse brawls on YouTube. Degrades the sport. Fun to watch though. 9:32 AM May 22nd via Twitter for Android in reply to jlaird17
@AublinM to be fair, I found it first. 8:35 PM May 21st via Twitter for Android in reply to AublinM
The gun at the stadium had him it at 106. MT@LanceMcAlister: #Reds Aroldis Chapman arrested for going 93 & w/ suspended license. 7:37 PM May 21st via Twitter for Android
@TomVH I'm not falling on that sword for you Kimosabe. 7:22 PM May 21st via Twitter for Android in reply to TomVH
@TomVH haven't seen you talk about her since I called you out for following her a long time ago. 7:18 PM May 21st via Twitter for Android in reply to TomVH
@jcall30 you're on twitter? 5:17 AM May 21st via Twitter for Android
Clay Aiken is a runner-up AGAIN on a reality competition show. He deserves a softball next time, so he should try out for "Teen Jeopardy". 8:03 PM May 20th via Twitter for Android
As crazy as it sounds, I miss this. twitter.com/AverageFather/… 9:05 PM May 19th via Twitter for Android
@ESPNChrisPalmer who are #1 & #2? 8:36 PM May 19th via Twitter for Android in reply to ESPNChrisPalmer
Mark Zuckerberg got married? IDIOT! He just made BILLIONS on the IPO. If she loved him she would've allowed him to just change their status. 8:23 PM May 19th via Twitter for Android
She took it like a man. RT@BreakingNews: Transgender Miss Universe Canada contestant Jenna Talackova has been eliminated. 7:48 PM May 19th via Twitter for Android
I'll say it again, "I'll Have Another" was my horse from the beginning. I'll take full credit for his success, past, present, and future. 4:02 PM May 19th via Twitter for Android
@TomVH good to know. 10:43 AM May 19th via Twitter for Android in reply to TomVH
@TomVH what's the rules on season ticket holders communicating with recruits? 10:33 AM May 19th via Twitter for Android in reply to TomVH
Moses knew how to party. Had all his friends meet at the Red Sea for a rager. He forgot to tell the Egyptians it was BYOB. #bringyourownboat 10:07 AM May 19th via Twitter for Android
If anyone is out touring the garage sales this weekend and they see a hot tub for less than $10, buy it for me and I'll pay you back. 10:05 AM May 19th via Twitter for Android
@AublinM is that the best you can do? 8:12 AM May 19th via Twitter for Android in reply to AublinM

Name Average Father
Location Murder Mitten, USA
Web http://averagefat...
Bio An outlet for the personal thoughts of an average father of two who is always striving to escape mediocrity. Next stop, father-of-the-year, I can see it now.