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  1. I can always count on a thunderstorm blackout to alert me to when it's pouring out... at least I don't have to water the plants now :P
  2. @FreeFilthyTv Hey next time your dick hurts you come talk to me
  3. @FreeFilthyTv This is a valid excuse
  4. Garlic salt is the greatest condiment known to man
  5. Ugh still receiving bills from my gynecologist for tests done back in march... if I never have to get tested again it will only be too soon
  6. @zebnavarro 2nd house and traveling the world? Sounds amazing :)
  7. 90 percent of U.S. bills carry traces of cocaine hahaha http://bit.ly/eYArB
  8. People keep buying stuff off my wishlist for my birthday... thank you!! Any cool things I should add to the wishlist next?
  9. @ArielRebel :( Well if you ever need any help I edited all like 150 of my own shoots
  10. @ArielRebel Edit what?
  11. Tweetdeck failed hard last night and didn't give me any updates after I asked about Bovril, arg
  12. @ToubleMC One of my friends won't stop going on about how awesome bovril is so I thought I should try it...
  13. @41BARTENDER No I mean home keys
  14. Has anyone ever heard of bovril / any opinions on bovril?
  15. People are constantly baffled by how quickly I type without using the home keys... actually I am too but I'm sure I have a method
  16. @hatmantc He's convinced I'm some girl he fell in love with and thinks I was just denying that it was me... couldn't even remember her face
  17. It's sad when a guy demands you "prove" that you're not missing a leg... WHY WOULD I LIE?
  18. My books and lube came in the mail today! :D The 6 6.7-ounce bottles of strawberry lube just like it said :D
  19. Today's lesson: Dildos go in your CHECKED luggage, not your carry on
  20. Almost as embarrassing as when I got pulled over by airport security b/c my DILDOS looked suspicious I was like DON'T TAKE THEM OUT PLEASE