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Auteur69

I'd say I could do niche porn. There must be at least one person who'd pay to look at someone this hairy. about 12 hours ago via web
I don't hate zombies because they're scary. I hate them because they're boring. And you can't fuck 'em. about 13 hours ago via web
I sat out in the sun today drinking beer and reading a book. What did YOU do? What's that? The same? Oh. Carry on then. about 13 hours ago via web
You should be my friend of Goodreads. My name is David Mullen. You'll know me when you see me. about 14 hours ago via web
Pat_Bren "Cheka me out!" - me in the secret police about 14 hours ago via Echofon Retweeted by Auteur69 and 1 other
@ActingAnEejit And she's too skinny. about 14 hours ago via web in reply to ActingAnEejit
@OwensDamien Ah sure, the day that's in it. about 15 hours ago via web in reply to OwensDamien
@PurpleDocsGirl 'Tis true. about 15 hours ago via web in reply to PurpleDocsGirl
I'd totally do Molly from "Mike & Molly". about 15 hours ago via web
@ActingAnEejit xoxoxo about 15 hours ago via web in reply to ActingAnEejit
@bazlyons Ah you're grand. about 16 hours ago via web in reply to bazlyons
#ff @Pat_Bren @bazlyons @ActingAnEejit @EmergencyPuppy @OwensDamien @theretronaut about 16 hours ago via web
@Jepuliz Ain't it great? And partly filmed in Ireland too. about 16 hours ago via web in reply to Jepuliz
Pat_Bren @Auteur69 You're a loss. 4:45 PM May 24th via Echofon in reply to Auteur69 Retweeted by Auteur69
@Pat_Bren Zing! 4:45 PM May 24th via web in reply to Pat_Bren
Am I a prophet? Be honest. 4:45 PM May 24th via web
I just described a person I hate as "the mole-iest of mole-ies". They have moles. 4:18 PM May 24th via web
@Pat_Bren Yes, but considering your Judi Dench fetish, it's explicable. 4:14 PM May 24th via web in reply to Pat_Bren
'Tis a night for the fire. 4:13 PM May 24th via web
@Pat_Bren Remember J.P.J?- what a gangrenous cuntflap. 3:57 PM May 24th via web in reply to Pat_Bren