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Austin_Parker

  1. I am literally covered in mud. #FireSprinklerProblems about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Richmond Hill, GA  
  2. Most ridiculous night of my life. #SavProblems about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone from Richmond Hill, GA  
  3. Everything is a joke to me. No other way to live. @DruWooldridge about 15 hours ago via TweetDeck
  4. How is it only 10? #killme about 21 hours ago via TweetDeck
  5. Red Rag Top. #Classic 1:07 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
  6. @3rdstrick Dude, Sharon's comment tonight at dinner. Hahaha, classic. #SharonProblems 7:07 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone from Richmond Hill, GA   in reply to 3rdstrick
  7. Phillip Phillips? I'm sorry, double names are just terrible. 7:04 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone from Richmond Hill, GA  
  8. Get a real field assholes. That's an out anywhere else in the league. 7:01 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone from Richmond Hill, GA  
  9. @kevinhixson haha I don't know I though we were still playing. 6:20 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone from Richmond Hill, GA   in reply to kevinhixson
  10. I am terrible at scramble ......terrible 2:41 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone from Richmond Hill, GA  
  11. @DruWooldridge You're such a fugging betch. 1:24 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone from Richmond Hill, GA  
  12. I just have to bare down and work a little longer. I'm sure I'll be winning the lottery soon. #HappyThoughts 4:38 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck
  13. I feel like every player on the Reds has ear rings and wears nothing but TapOut shirts. 6:53 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone from Richmond Hill, GA  
  • Name Austin Parker
  • Location Richmond Hill, Georgia
  • Web http://www.facebo...
  • Bio I believe in chivalry, the National League, Southern hospitality, and the greatest sports team in the world, the Atlanta Braves.
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