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  1. People aspire to be unreal. It's their goal. It's MTV's fault. And - how can anyone who is unreal make music that's real?
  2. @ddlovato grew up in house w 78s.travelled.heard music all places/times.only1song ever brought tears.dnt4get.as good as beatles,more emotion
  3. wow - what a random bit of obsessive rhyming yesterday- it would have worked better if not limited to 140 characters!
  4. The circus wouldn't have the pet, So Paderewski cried - No circus for my porpoise pet? My life's work is decried!
  5. Paderewski had a pet, A porpoise with a purpose. The purpose of his porpoise pet, Was to join the circus.
  6. Pollyana had a wish that everyone was smiling; Pollyana had a fish whose wishes she was filing - The fish's wish was that a dish, Soon w ...
  7. That didn't use a single fish, But seafood lovers sated...
  8. r size; You may wish to speak to him - Quick! Before he dies!
  9. Frederick Forsythe Finkerstien ate a piece of pizza; Frederick Forsythe Finkerstien amply filled his seat-sa - Every time he ate a piec ...
  10. Going to get something to eat, Hope that it tastes good - Good tasting food, and good for you? In perfect worlds it would...
  11. At the gym now exercising, Hope to avoid criticising - Next summer hope that girls go "Wow!", Not "You've been eating too much chow..."
  12. life is awesome, life is cool, life's a f***ing blast;here comes this moment - here it is! oh, f***, it's in the past!
  13. Life is groovy, life is fun, Life's a big-assed game - Unless you're on the losing team, Then it's f***ing lame...
  14. If 13 bishops hit the heads, Of 13 awful sinners - Do you think the pope would win? Who would be the winners?
  15. If every dream I wished came true - Perpetually scoring - Would that be worse than no goals reached? Each would be real boring...
  16. Once I saw a horse's ass, Sitting on my face - I looked again, and then I saw, It was the human race...
  17. Once I saw a purple cow, Jumping to the moon - I looked again, and then i saw, It was a pink racoon...
  18. Morning rears its roaring head, And pulls me from the sky - Where I've just spent 8 hours or so, Learning how to fly...
  19. You think if I could think a thing that no one else had thought - I could find a marketplace where my new thought was bought?
  20. Sometimes I wish that I could stop this strangely rhymed neurosis - It's better than, I guess, I think, a fuller-blown psychosis...