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AustenConrad

  1. Drogba, you will be dearly missed. Simply the best striker in Chelsea history. #sad (he announced that he's leaving Chelsea after this June)
  2. Chelsea takes it! What an epic game; down to the wire several times! #ProudChelseaFanboy
  3. Oh man, I'm going to be out of cell range for next couple hours and the games still going in OT. Please. Please. Win this Blues!
  4. Goal! Heck yeah Drogba!!! 1-1 :)
  5. Nooooooo! Come on Blues 8min to win it back!
  6. Incredibly annoying to have no way to watch Chelsea's big moment! Guess it's ChelseaFC app only for me today. Go Chelsea!!!
  7. @ChaseConrad possible summer food crisis! TheOnion: Spaghetti-Os Discontinued As Franco-American Relations Break Down onion.com/bDJu4n
  8. Thank-you Manchester City for making my weekend! Sincerely, ChelseaFanboy / ManU hater
  9. I just reached Level 2 of the "Pizzaiolo" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 5 different pizza joints! 4sq.com/IOCbRR
  10. I just ousted Angie N. as the mayor of Door Creek Church on @foursquare! 4sq.com/9yNsSr
  11. Downloading everything CS6 via CreativeCloud... next week is totally going to be wasted playing with new CS6 toys :)
  12. New blog post: Ruby fibers within loops and their interaction with the garbage collector. bit.ly/JdncCf #Ruby
  13. What a disaster! 3 goals against us in 9min. It's hard to believe we beat Liverpool just a few days ago to take the FA Cup! #chelseafc
  14. @ChaseConrad "free climbing saves time"... that's insane! Kinda wonder what the interview process is like for a job like that.