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  1. "I gotta go to the dunny, gotta murder a brown snake, you know"
  2. Prime quotes from this weekend hilarious Aussie bashing 'Flight of the Conchords'
  3. Taking the football called wildlife preservation & running it up http://tinyurl.com/6jk3ev
  4. Logic finally wins out: go downstairs, fill flask with Twinings Irish Breakfast/Earl Grey combo, come back upstairs to work
  5. "Going dutch": Where both parties split the bill 50/50, either because she doesn't want to sleep with him or vice versa.
  6. 'No Wuckas': short for 'no wucking forries' & a way to strongly express one's relaxed disposition, w/out offending one's Grandmother
  7. @abfdc ask and thou shalt recieve
  8. 'Cupcaking': the practice of farting in one's cupped hands, then immediately cupping hands over the nose of an unsuspecting victim
  9. @Twitterotica Owe you a beer? You must owe me... well, let me think about it :-)
  10. @juliepower I wish it was, but no -- too bloody unsubtle for me; probably built by that larrikin @PaullYoung
  11. cut lunch -- stealing time with someone else's desired other, as in "That mongrel -- he cut my lunch with that bonza sheila in accounts"
  12. Bloke: Gentleman, male, fella. As in '@leehopkins is a great bloke'
  13. Captain Cook -- a look, as in "Let's have a captain cook at those Victoria's Secrets catalogues again, Joshie!"
  14. bum nuts -- eggs, as in "Mate, nothing beats bacon and bum nuts for brekkie!"
  15. cactus - broken, unfixable, as in "That ride-on mower of yours mate, she's cactus"
  16. bush telegraph - (aka the jungle drums) the gossip network, as in "The bush telegraph reckons Coca Cola's up for sale"
  17. fart a crowbar -- expression of extreme annoyance, as in "Strewth! if that Kayne West says one more asinine thing I'll fart a crowbar!"
  18. make a blue -- make a HUGE mistake, as in "I think Rubel's just made a blue by calling our new CEO a man in drag"
  19. garbo -- garbage collector, aka Street Hygienologist. Not the 1940s movie icon and inspiration for Mad Donna who runs by the same name
  20. XXXX - a Queensland beer, so named because Queenslanders (aka 'Banana Benders') are too dumb to spell 'beer'