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  1. @rscooter27 I'm more of a shaver.
  2. @rscooter27 Thanks. I ate half a cake today to uh, "celebrate."
  3. @rscooter27 I'm trying to top toenails with something even sexier, but I've got nothing.
  4. @rscooter27 mmmmm toenails
  5. @rscooter27 Are you at work?
  6. @xanchez Good. I miss you when you're gone.
  7. @xanchez I'll be there if you're there.
  8. "That license plate says 'WIFE S'" "I bet it means 'WIFE'S'" "Or maybe that guy has already worked his way through wives A through R."
  9. Daughters just had to talk me out of shaving my head. Day 2 of unemployment is going GREAT.
  10. @matthewworkman Yes, you did. You've ruined me for all other grilled cheese sandwiches. Thanks for having us over.
  11. Movember! http://yfrog.com/9deoeej
  12. When people ask "What's the 2nd thing you did when you became unemployed?" I'll say "Drew a handlebar mustache on the baby. With a Sharpie."
  13. @pizzocalabro It was. I'd have more but I'm out of bread. Thinking about just eating the butter and jam.
  14. @Reba723 Not really a chocolate fan. (Sorry. Feel free to unfollow.)
  15. When people ask "What's the first thing you did when you became unemployed?" I'll answer "Ate 7 pieces of toast with butter & jam." Hahasob.
  16. @matthewworkman sweatpants, HERE I COME.
  17. @aurakiss Laid off with no idea when I'll be back.
  18. Just got shit-canned and now I know what puts the shit in shit-canned.
  19. Last #ff mention today: @matthewworkman @horseytravolta are two of my real-life buddies who are hilarious and woefully underfollowed.
  20. Two of my coworkers who always make me laugh IN REAL LIFE: @seablanket @BSDGlitch #ff