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  1. The police report says "She cleared 14 hours of 'MonsterQuest' off the DVR to make room for a 'Real Housewives of New Jersey' marathon." about 11 hours ago from Birdhouse
  2. The measurement of my circumference is directly related to π. 8:41 PM Nov 26th from Birdhouse
  3. Who's got two thumbs and just peeled and cut 10 pounds of potatoes? Oops, make that one thumb. 9:40 AM Nov 26th from web
  4. @urbanhipster My son has a iPod Touch + cheap phone. He's quite happy with that setup. You always have the option up upgrading later, right? 9:29 AM Nov 26th from web in reply to urbanhipster
  5. @urbanhipster Are you already with ATT? 8:18 AM Nov 26th from Birdfeed in reply to urbanhipster
  6. 15 yo daughter: "You let the baby do anything she wants!" Husband: "I didn't let her lick the floor just now." Me: "HIGH FIVE!" 6:27 PM Nov 25th from web
  7. @xanchez I don't hate you! Want to come over and eat pie sometime this weekend? 6:25 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to xanchez
  8. @sunshynegrll Pictures, PLEASE. 4:13 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to sunshynegrll
  9. @alanteck Too bad. I was making your favorite. 4:11 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to alanteck
  10. Putting the p in the pecan pie. 1:38 PM Nov 25th from web
  11. Thinking about how I need to edit my son's senior pictures by tomorrow, but they are on a disc in my car and hungry bears are out there. 2:59 AM Nov 25th from Birdfeed
  12. @ohforfivecents Don't joke! I could be in a van down by the river sometime soon! 10:18 PM Nov 24th from Birdfeed in reply to ohforfivecents
  13. @matthewworkman SNL should hire me to be a token fat guy. I can bust up furniture with the best of them. 8:41 PM Nov 24th from Birdfeed in reply to matthewworkman
  14. Day 12 of unemployment: 75% less swearing, 50% fewer showers, 200% more ponytails, 100% no pants. 11:59 AM Nov 24th from Birdhouse
  15. @xanchez The kids will come to love his brutality. 4:09 PM Nov 23rd from Birdfeed in reply to xanchez
  16. Christmas When Mom is Unemployed: asked the kids to think of holiday activities that are free/cheap. "Shank a hobo" was first on the list. 8:10 AM Nov 23rd from Birdhouse
  17. @DizzySnap39 Not in a very long time. 11:34 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to DizzySnap39
  18. Home from church. Time to liquor up these kids and turn this into a real day of rest. 11:31 AM Nov 22nd from web
  19. Going to church. Took the time to shower and make breakfast for my kids. I hope this helps when I pray for the Redskins to beat the Cowboys. 8:32 AM Nov 22nd from Birdhouse
  20. ...and that's what you get for tweeting while you drive... 7:58 PM Nov 21st from Birdfeed