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  1. @rscooter27 I'm more of a shaver. about 13 hours ago from Birdfeed in reply to rscooter27
  2. @rscooter27 Thanks. I ate half a cake today to uh, "celebrate." about 13 hours ago from Birdfeed in reply to rscooter27
  3. @rscooter27 I'm trying to top toenails with something even sexier, but I've got nothing. about 13 hours ago from Birdfeed in reply to rscooter27
  4. @rscooter27 mmmmm toenails about 13 hours ago from Birdfeed in reply to rscooter27
  5. @rscooter27 Are you at work? about 13 hours ago from Birdfeed in reply to rscooter27
  6. @xanchez Good. I miss you when you're gone. about 14 hours ago from Birdfeed in reply to xanchez
  7. @xanchez I'll be there if you're there. about 14 hours ago from Birdfeed in reply to xanchez
  8. "That license plate says 'WIFE S'" "I bet it means 'WIFE'S'" "Or maybe that guy has already worked his way through wives A through R." about 20 hours ago from Birdhouse
  9. Daughters just had to talk me out of shaving my head. Day 2 of unemployment is going GREAT. 11:05 AM Nov 14th from web
  10. @matthewworkman Yes, you did. You've ruined me for all other grilled cheese sandwiches. Thanks for having us over. 1:09 AM Nov 14th from Birdfeed in reply to matthewworkman
  11. Movember! http://yfrog.com/9deoeej 4:04 PM Nov 13th from Birdfeed
  12. When people ask "What's the 2nd thing you did when you became unemployed?" I'll say "Drew a handlebar mustache on the baby. With a Sharpie." 3:54 PM Nov 13th from web
  13. @pizzocalabro It was. I'd have more but I'm out of bread. Thinking about just eating the butter and jam. 3:44 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to pizzocalabro
  14. @Reba723 Not really a chocolate fan. (Sorry. Feel free to unfollow.) 3:42 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to Reba723
  15. When people ask "What's the first thing you did when you became unemployed?" I'll answer "Ate 7 pieces of toast with butter & jam." Hahasob. 3:24 PM Nov 13th from web
  16. @matthewworkman sweatpants, HERE I COME. 1:54 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to matthewworkman
  17. @aurakiss Laid off with no idea when I'll be back. 1:54 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to aurakiss
  18. Just got shit-canned and now I know what puts the shit in shit-canned. 1:47 PM Nov 13th from web
  19. Last #ff mention today: @matthewworkman @horseytravolta are two of my real-life buddies who are hilarious and woefully underfollowed. 10:57 AM Nov 13th from web
  20. Two of my coworkers who always make me laugh IN REAL LIFE: @seablanket @BSDGlitch #ff 10:49 AM Nov 13th from web