AuntB
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@ Hell, if I turn out half as hot as my grandma is, you'll be glad you put me on that list now.
about 10 hours ago
from Power Twitter
in reply to nezua
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@ Yeah, but you're clearly going to be a striking looking old guy, when you get there. I know, you don't want it to be too soon, but...
about 10 hours ago
from Power Twitter
in reply to nezua
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@ Whew that's going to be very striking when it's long!
about 10 hours ago
from Power Twitter
in reply to nezua
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@ Ha, I'm totally calling you as an expert witness when they start bagging on me on Thursday.
about 11 hours ago
from Power Twitter
in reply to nezua
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In other news, though, the fact that he is going to NC and then here means he's discovered where his youngest son is. So, that's nice.
about 11 hours ago
from Power Twitter
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No one told my scrawny brother that 40 is closed through the mountains. No one but me! Good thing I thought to call him.
about 11 hours ago
from Power Twitter
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@ I meant to do it before, but I lost the link.
about 17 hours ago
from web
in reply to WTMW83
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@ Your name is "Wild Horses"?
about 17 hours ago
from web
in reply to grandefille
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@ I'm just saying--you already have the bowtie. Don't take @ from me! Don't hog all the awesomeness.
about 17 hours ago
from web
in reply to jrlind
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@ You don't know what the sister-in-law I have is like! I deserve someone smart and funny with a nice ass that wiggles when she walks.
about 17 hours ago
from web
in reply to jrlind
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Oh, no, @, you will NOT mess up my plans to con @ into being my sister-in-law no matter her or my brother's feelings about it!
about 17 hours ago
from web
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@ Ha, oh shit, I can't marry you off to the scrawny brother anyway. I forgot. He's still married. And they'll never get divorced.
about 17 hours ago
from web
in reply to theogeo
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@ But I don't care, because you would be the most awesome sister-in-law ever!
about 17 hours ago
from web
in reply to theogeo
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@ Okay, then, I will renew my efforts to marry you off to the Butcher. I expect stern lectures from him about minding my own business
about 17 hours ago
from web
in reply to theogeo
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@ Um, how exactly do you know what liquid feet taste like?
8:31 PM Nov 23rd
from Power Twitter
in reply to brittneyg
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@, the only problem with my scrawny brother is that I can't guarantee that he won't try to sleep with your mom and your sister.
7:26 PM Nov 23rd
from Power Twitter
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Damn it, @, what happened to my plan to awkwardly marry you off to my brother? I have a scrawny brother, if you prefer that.
7:25 PM Nov 23rd
from Power Twitter
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@ No! Does he not know that fighting people will turn on the people mocking them?!
7:07 PM Nov 23rd
from Power Twitter
in reply to janeqpublic
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I love this dog, with her cute little snores.
6:18 PM Nov 23rd
from Power Twitter
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@ I kid, but if this works to prevent me from forgetting to take them, it's going to really improve my life.
5:00 PM Nov 23rd
from Power Twitter
in reply to nezua
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