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  1. Kind of reminds me of old joke: "Ginger Rogers was Astaire's 'equal' while doing what he did backwards and in high heels" about 2 hours ago from web
  2. @Roobots because any woman who does something "girls don't do" (she plays games! She races cars! GASP!) is required to be "hot" for doing it about 2 hours ago from web in reply to Roobots
  3. Fat drug addict has heart problems. Up next: the Pope's religion about 2 hours ago from web
  4. Back in Atlanta. about 13 hours ago from web
  5. My brother gave me a Snuggie AND an XBox for Christmas. This is the worst incentive to leave the house and find a job EVER. 7:33 AM Dec 26th from web
  6. Merry Christmas from Some Guy With a Website. http://bit.ly/6RJFaI 9:27 PM Dec 22nd from Facebook
  7. @xenola WTF blasphemy those were the BEST FRIES EVER 7:21 AM Dec 22nd from web in reply to xenola
  8. Shorter Matt Yglesias: NERRRRRRRRRRRRDS! http://bit.ly/4BAlcS 4:49 PM Dec 21st from web
  9. RT @MattBors: New comic: Everything in moderation http://www.mattbors.com/archives/591.html 11:07 AM Dec 21st from web
  10. http://bit.ly/66tqje Sarah Palin is so good at quitting, she actually quit her vacation. 9:55 AM Dec 19th from web
  11. So weird how ppl are now comparing left-wing bloggers to right-wing bloggers in their extremity. Only difference being left WON ELECTIONS. 9:50 AM Dec 19th from web
  12. I miss DC, only because I want to experience THUNDERSNOW. 9:46 AM Dec 19th from web
  13. @owillis everyone snowed in, givin into their legalized urges... DAMN YOU WASHINGTON!!!! Wow, new readers of this feed gonna be so confused. 9:46 AM Dec 19th from web in reply to owillis
  14. @owillis but there won't be enough babies anymore because of your GODLESS GAY MARRIAGES MAKIN EVERYONE DOWN WITH THE GHEY 9:45 AM Dec 19th from web in reply to owillis
  15. @owillis would unborn babies be good traction for the buses in the snow today? 9:38 AM Dec 19th from web in reply to owillis
  16. RT @owillis: BWAHAHAHAHA rt @MMonides You Have Nothing to Apologize For, Panera Bread iMac Man http://gizmodo.com/5429732/ 9:37 AM Dec 19th from web
  17. @Roobots Goofy and Pluto were both dogs. One could talk, the other was Mickey's property. THINK ABOUT IT. 7:25 AM Dec 18th from web in reply to Roobots
  18. So I guess we've entered the phase where Democrats yell at Howard Dean more angrily than at Joe Lieberman, right? That's always fun. 9:56 AM Dec 17th from web
  19. Man, bitching at progressives for not accepting weak and watered-down policy worked so well for President Hillary Clinton's campaign. 4:45 PM Dec 16th from web
  20. "Some Guy With a Website" has been included in Charles Brooks' "Best Editorial Cartoons of the Year: 2010." Yay! http://bit.ly/5OdqsX 12:01 PM Dec 15th from Facebook