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tj
Eddie Izzard's website registration form asks you to choose Cake or Death. Default is Death, so please pay attention, lest ye die.
about 11 hours ago
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fraserspeirs
Speculation: the NDA is still in place because there's a new device coming that will require obvious SDK changes in advance (screen size?).
02:20 PM July 25, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Using Twitter as a conversational tool is like using your phone to make paella. It might work, but it's not really suited to that purpose.
10:19 PM July 23, 2008
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wilshipley
@brentsimmons Yah, especially cause if @bmf catches you hurting his wife, you'll be paste.
08:58 PM July 23, 2008
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wilshipley
Dear Fresh Local Raspberries, Picked Today: OM NOM NOM NOM. That is all.
08:55 PM July 23, 2008
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lonelysandwich
Some political sentiments simply cannot be expressed without the aid of a novelty t-shirt.
01:39 PM July 23, 2008
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chockenberry
There is a huge shortage of iPhone developers. Good thing there are books and classes to get new ones up to speed. Oh right: FUCKING NDA.
01:14 PM July 23, 2008
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lonelysandwich
I unfairly judge whoever lands in my Twitter stream next to Obama. "I spoke in Jordan and just landed in Israel." "I ate hamburger. Yummy!"
05:46 PM July 22, 2008
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jdickerson
In the update of Monty Python's The Meaning of Life it will be one last Facebook invitation that causes the obese man to explode.
06:17 PM July 22, 2008
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wsanchez
Email titled "ABOUT YOUR PAYMANT"… sounds important, better read that one.
02:50 PM July 22, 2008
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rands
Comic Sans Saves The Day: http://tinyurl.com/57l6w3 (@kenchang)
01:49 PM July 22, 2008
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scottsimpson
To: Brain. From: Eyes. Re: Pain. In the future, please remove snug-fit earbuds before blowing nose.
01:26 PM July 22, 2008
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hotdogsladies
FWIW the Vegas hotel that flew your live lobster from Maine into a _desert_ would appreciate your reusing your towel. For the environment.
01:23 PM July 22, 2008
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tj
For your cobsideration: "MAT": a Twitter-abbreviation for "More Awkward Than". Example: "That was MAT trying to masturbate without thumbs!"
01:03 PM July 22, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Visit a tech blog, and read the comments aloud in the voice of either Comic Book Guy or Dwight Schrute. It makes them seem kind of sweet.
10:24 PM July 21, 2008
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Moltz
Liberals may laugh, but there's a very good reason John McCain hasn't been allowed on the Internet. IT'S BECAUSE JOHN MCCAIN IS SKYNET.
08:48 PM July 21, 2008
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mjtsai
I'm not the type to run Little Snitch, but I'm glad others do. But who can run it for me on their iPhone?
09:04 PM July 21, 2008
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Ihnatko
@dtsheridan "Andy Ihnatko's Double-Sweet Banana Pudding" happens when you accidentally buy condensed milk instead of evaporated. :)
05:17 PM July 21, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Pro Tip for Retailers: Once your "GRAND OPENING" sign is unreadable from years of mildew and pigeon leavings, consider getting a new one.
01:45 PM July 21, 2008
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hotdogsladies
In fairness, Burning Man makes sense if you're looking for a place to wear goggles while fingering someone you met at a drumming circle.
12:47 PM July 21, 2008
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