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Audrywienerdog

  1. Ugh. Awake. To drive. Need a beer. Need a shot. Need to sleep. about 4 hours ago via iOS
  2. Ahhhhh snaps! all my 5.1.1 toting friends you can now jailbreak your device. super easy and super fast. check it out | goo.gl/ZbpV2 about 18 hours ago via web
  3. Ring - (Taken with cinemagr.am) tmblr.co/Z5D6WyM6wQoh about 19 hours ago via Tumblr
  4. Mtv should do a show called 65 and Dementia. I'd rather watch that over that stupid ass show about teen retards getting pregnant. 7:31 PM May 24th via Twitter for Mac
  5. Drive is on Netflix. Shweet 4:13 PM May 24th via iOS
  6. One of the best things about getting an unlocked device is you're not bound to carrier restrictions. Free hot spot on the galaxy nexus #FTW 2:17 PM May 24th via iOS
  7. pretty neat | use Bump to 'bump' your photos directly to your computer | goo.gl/tTKne 11:00 AM May 24th via web
  8. this is effen sick. the inner geek in me is having a geekasm | CooKoo watch for geeks | goo.gl/kxBhH 10:14 AM May 24th via web
  9. Photo: tmblr.co/Z5D6WyL-OZeK 8:59 AM May 23rd via Tumblr
  10. Google celebrates Dr. Bob Moog (rhymes with vogue just for clarification) with this awesome Google doodle | google.co.jp 12:35 PM May 22nd via web
  11. Photo: happy dreams tmblr.co/Z5D6WyLxTF4A 8:19 AM May 22nd via Tumblr
  12. @kokopop_ best bet would be to delete them both and do a fresh instal 5:20 PM May 18th via Twitter for Android in reply to kokopop_
  13. @kokopop_ ummm what does spotify AB mean 5:02 PM May 18th via Twitter for Android in reply to kokopop_
  14. The real reason Vader cut off Luke's hand was because Luke kept tweeting Instagram photos of his food. 4:28 PM May 16th via Tweetbot for iOS
  15. Photo: Ten Great Years tmblr.co/Z5D6WyLbExNJ 11:01 AM May 16th via Tumblr
  16. Photo: i felt something in my pants move… tmblr.co/Z5D6WyLbEld- 11:00 AM May 16th via Tumblr
  17. @alan_blayney can't effen wait for you guys to get here 10:24 AM May 16th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to alan_blayney
  18. Ugh. Sometimes I just want to punch my cats in their cute little cat noses. 9:40 PM May 15th via iOS
  19. Hmmm should i buy a few? Facebook Confirms New $34-38 Share Price pulse.me/s/9gFVy 6:12 AM May 15th via Pulse News
  20. Thats right kids. Hop on the wagon before its too late. The @Dodgers own the best record in Major League Baseball at 24-11. #ThinkBlue” 5:07 AM May 15th via Tweetbot for iOS