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  1. That new rabbit is moving in on my media profile http://tinyurl.com/yfvvrvk I will not share my carrots with him!
  2. Myself, my humans and that upstart new rabbit who's moved in are v worried about Mr McKinnon. He has nice ears and he's not with Al quaeda
  3. Serious tweet from Audrey Rabbit: I do not want to see Gary McKinnon behind American bars and am following his mum @JanisSharp - so there.
  4. They have cleaned my cage. About time.
  5. 'In your cage!' I heard just now. I hopped in and now I'm bored. And lonely. Next time she will have run a marathon before I go behind bars.
  6. Fab brooch here @AAYCraftEditor for ugly humans who don't have lovely furry exteriors like mine and need to decorate themselves, poor things
  7. Shall I wear my ears inside the tiara rather than outside on my wedding day? Am going to @youyourwedding, the fab wedding mag, for tips.
  8. #aftersex I say 'Pass the carrot, Good looking' but the green furry bag I hump never replies - swine. Still it is a goodlooking bag
  9. The humans are thinking of getting another rabbit - I will kill it swiftly...
  10. Hope my humans get MJ's tribute magazine - dying to sneak a peek. http://tinyurl.com/mzorcf - only £2.99. Loving Wimbledon - so much grass
  11. #michaeljackson My human is so very very sad My heart goes out to her and to Michael who tried to build happy warren called Neverland. RIP
  12. Little do the two-legs know that I plan to be the first rabbit in Parliament... http://tinyurl.com/mpwp8a Fancy joining me fellow fur balls?
  13. The humans adore me.'Look! She's drinking!' 'Look! She's weeing!' 'Look! She's demolishing the sofa!' They lead such simple lives
  14. Can't find a guide for getting rabbits into Parliament yet but there's a top guide for women on how to do it here: http://tinyurl.com/mpwp8a
  15. The Apprentice won't be on tonight [gnash of sofa]. Any other house rabs missing it? I liked cosying up with the two-legs at 9 on a wed...
  16. NOT ALL HUMANS ARE KILLERS - SPREAD THE WORD! Am fighting a one-rabbit campaign to counteract thousands of years of prey mentality
  17. @mikasounds Rave review of you last night on the Good Housekeeping website http://tinyurl.com/lx6fdb I love 'Big Rabbits You are Beautiful!'
  18. Let the two legs hold me belly up -she made appreciative noises. So easily pleased...
  19. @DangerousSmith Kate! Been thinking of you. How's stuff going? Audrey let's me use her twitter account to contact people at times...cx
  20. @emmadrew Thanks Emma! You are lovely for pointing that out. Will send word on the rabbit grapevine that you are never to be bitten