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  1. 6 cops just came into our sports bar. I assume they're here to arrest whoever broke that bottle of Drakkar Noir in the ladies room.about 16 hours ago from txt
  2. UNC homecoming game vs. those Duke motherfuckers. See also: Forthcoming Tweets will be laden with profanity.about 18 hours ago from txt
  3. A mixture of spot-on intuition & Occam's Razor has served me well over the years. And right now, I don't like what either one is telling me.about 18 hours ago from web
  4. @ev Awesome seeing you last night. DEVO = phenomenal! Tell Sara I said hi!about 19 hours ago from web
  5. Was just rudely awakened by the jackhammering. Sadly, that's not a euphemism.about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. I find myself angry at my parents who made me listen to LiteRock 106.5 & didn't expose me to enough DEVO at a young age.10:06 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  7. @thekurt That's what your Mom said.8:21 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to thekurt
  8. @ev See you there! (Minus the beer. Didn't get one of those.)8:20 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to ev
  9. @parislemon You're shaving!? Bummer. But at least Jacob will have you all nice & smooth. #Bromance8:19 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to parislemon
  10. I <3 videochat. Told my friend's Gramps that he's handsome. His response? "Watch out for those Int'l gals. They have a boy in every port."4:40 PM Nov 6th from Brizzly
  11. This is why I love my friends. Sage advice: "Moving on consists of three ingredients: amnesia, time, and rebound sex."10:03 AM Nov 6th from Brizzly
  12. Finally, a night of sleep that didn't leave me waking up more tired than when I went to bed. Declaring this a major victory.7:35 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  13. At Muir Beach for Guy Fawkes night bonfire. Bagpiper just started playing. About to burn the Guy effigy: http://yfrog.com/7c8djj7:10 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  14. I should be more embarrassed to admit this, but I have a visceral reaction to Kings of Leon. A positve one that tugs at my heartstrings.6:33 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  15. @mehulgala Yep, that's where I spend most of my time when I'm home in Cleveland. Well, there and the well-named Wine Bar. But you know that.4:25 PM Nov 5th from Brizzly in reply to mehulgala
  16. Grilled cheese restaurant coming to South Park? I may have to go buy a Vespa again so I can easily get there for lunch! http://bit.ly/4cw7mC3:54 PM Nov 5th from Brizzly
  17. Hey rain! How 'bout you hold off for a few hours (tomorrow?) so we can go to the Guy Fawkes beach bonfire in a bit. Ok? Thanks. xo - @aubs3:49 PM Nov 5th from Brizzly
  18. Just did something I've been putting off for years. Holy hell, it was worthwhile. See also: Loving the new heels on my hottest boots.1:45 PM Nov 5th from Brizzly
  19. Happy Guy Fawkes Day, y'all. (Does that Tweet make me both an anglophile and a Southerner?)10:57 AM Nov 5th from Brizzly
  20. Watching @ijustine on Law & Order SVU. Awesome job, lady!! Xo9:38 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie