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  1. 6 cops just came into our sports bar. I assume they're here to arrest whoever broke that bottle of Drakkar Noir in the ladies room.
  2. UNC homecoming game vs. those Duke motherfuckers. See also: Forthcoming Tweets will be laden with profanity.
  3. A mixture of spot-on intuition & Occam's Razor has served me well over the years. And right now, I don't like what either one is telling me.
  4. @ev Awesome seeing you last night. DEVO = phenomenal! Tell Sara I said hi!
  5. Was just rudely awakened by the jackhammering. Sadly, that's not a euphemism.
  6. I find myself angry at my parents who made me listen to LiteRock 106.5 & didn't expose me to enough DEVO at a young age.
  7. @thekurt That's what your Mom said.
  8. @ev See you there! (Minus the beer. Didn't get one of those.)
  9. @parislemon You're shaving!? Bummer. But at least Jacob will have you all nice & smooth. #Bromance
  10. I <3 videochat. Told my friend's Gramps that he's handsome. His response? "Watch out for those Int'l gals. They have a boy in every port."
  11. This is why I love my friends. Sage advice: "Moving on consists of three ingredients: amnesia, time, and rebound sex."
  12. Finally, a night of sleep that didn't leave me waking up more tired than when I went to bed. Declaring this a major victory.
  13. At Muir Beach for Guy Fawkes night bonfire. Bagpiper just started playing. About to burn the Guy effigy: http://yfrog.com/7c8djj
  14. I should be more embarrassed to admit this, but I have a visceral reaction to Kings of Leon. A positve one that tugs at my heartstrings.
  15. @mehulgala Yep, that's where I spend most of my time when I'm home in Cleveland. Well, there and the well-named Wine Bar. But you know that.
  16. Grilled cheese restaurant coming to South Park? I may have to go buy a Vespa again so I can easily get there for lunch! http://bit.ly/4cw7mC
  17. Hey rain! How 'bout you hold off for a few hours (tomorrow?) so we can go to the Guy Fawkes beach bonfire in a bit. Ok? Thanks. xo - @aubs
  18. Just did something I've been putting off for years. Holy hell, it was worthwhile. See also: Loving the new heels on my hottest boots.
  19. Happy Guy Fawkes Day, y'all. (Does that Tweet make me both an anglophile and a Southerner?)
  20. Watching @ijustine on Law & Order SVU. Awesome job, lady!! Xo