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AubreyHarteauDR

  1. Yo Momma is so fat that when she told me her weight, I thought it was her phone number. 2:24 PM Feb 9th via web
  2. BEWARE! Its the Nialler ;) He's gunna take all your food! 12:56 PM Feb 9th via web
  3. I need tv, computer, Selena Gomez music, friends, family, food, God & my bed to have perfect life. 11:38 AM Feb 9th via web
  4. i�m skinny when i�m standing but i�m buddha when i sit 10:27 AM Feb 9th via web
  5. You wasnt wit me when I was shootin in the Gym! 8:53 AM Feb 9th via web
  6. So happy Skinny Love is 24 in the charts this week! Thank you everyone X 7:33 AM Feb 9th via web
  7. i love the gym...and i believe it loves me back 6:20 AM Feb 9th via web
  8. Some girls live in the gym and remain CHUNCKY I don't get it.... 5:08 AM Feb 9th via web
  9. what a fun day "A day at the museum with my friends and some mexican food and a baby horse" by shelby lynn knight 2:20 AM Feb 9th via web
  10. I hate when people go to the gym and walk on treadmills the whole time at like 3mph. Walk around your block stupid! Good workout...not! 12:47 AM Feb 9th via web
  11. Astounding: Health Minister Aglukkaq rejects trans fat regs as they'd be burden on food industry. Isn't she health, not industry, minister? 11:19 PM Feb 8th via web
  12. HAPPY SUPER BOWL SUNDAY.... 9:53 PM Feb 8th via web
  13. Remember when life was worth something?? When loyalty was everything?? When a handshake held more weight than a written contract?? 8:30 PM Feb 8th via web
  14. Note to HK: We may be locusts, but we're locusts with fat wallets and a military garrison in your city. Just saying. 7:12 PM Feb 8th via web
  15. A balanced diet and moderate exercise can help you live longer, but super-nutrition or hyper-exercise won't do anything more. 6:03 PM Feb 8th via web
  16. Let me be honest...This avi is really not me...im some old fat white guy with a peg leg and i live in my aunts basement...i love oatmeal... 4:57 PM Feb 8th via web
  17. Offering someone food and secretly hoping they don't want it 3:39 PM Feb 8th via web
  18. Text from daddy: Kai, All ready to go at The Bridge. No Fat Frank. Hot Dog Man says takings are way down on normal. Laters, Dad. 2:11 PM Feb 8th via web