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Atwinem

sup_rob it's cheap and 100 proof #overusedexcuse about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Atwinem and 2 others
@carlann_toscan Make me! about 10 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to carlann_toscan
FillWerrell If they ever put a DUI checkpoint at a Taco Bell drive-thru, it's safe to say we're all screwed. about 10 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by Atwinem and 2260 others
FillWerrell You drink too much, swear too much and your morals are questionable. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend. about 12 hours ago via HootSuite Retweeted by Atwinem and 3210 others
Women cannot drive. Get off the road, damnit. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android
ay_jay_pay Really am craving trackside right now #illhavetheusual about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Atwinem and 3 others
En route to Troy, Ohio. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for Android
hana_ciroc You're just a pretty piece of flesh, you little pretty piece of flesh about 16 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by Atwinem
@kittenandy_meow That is perfect. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to kittenandy_meow
Let's write a song that we can dance to. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for Android
@kittenandy_meow We need ideas for our album title. 9:40 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
MensHumor Twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar. #ThursdayNight 7:30 PM May 24th via HootSuite Retweeted by Atwinem and 2138 others
#TheProposal never gets old. 7:32 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
Im beginning to believe that my dog is the only one who truly understands me. 7:27 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
@Chille_24 I love you <3 12:05 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to Chille_24
kittenandy_meow I've taken about three poops you could classify as huge already today 9:28 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Atwinem and 1 other
I just serenaded my dog and put him to sleep. Maybe he's just old. 10:18 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
@Blair5232 Best lyrics. 10:48 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to Blair5232
@Bilbodatoad I miss you Sneed <3 Girls are the devil... 10:47 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to Bilbodatoad
@Morganalafayye You're not a loser. You enjoy what you enjoy. 9:56 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Android in reply to Morganalafayye

Name I am Andrew Twinem™
Location Above and beyond
Bio I own many leather bound books. My apartment smells of rich mahogany. My hobbies include pondering about life, creating music, and people watching.