AtomicJohn
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Merry Christmas Twitterverse. I hope you all find peace, kindness, and love in your stockings!
11:26 AM Dec 24th
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So "girlfriend" breaks up with Kam on Christmas Eve. On the bright side, he already got his gift from her & is holding her's ransom.
9:12 AM Dec 24th
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@ nothin's too good for you, baby!
7:15 PM Dec 23rd
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Airplane trails sure look neat against the brilliant blue sky. Lots of 'em in the air today. Holiday travel gives me the willies.
10:30 AM Dec 23rd
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If I ate something bad for breakfast, it shouldn't be affecting me already should it? Damn breakfast burrito.
10:27 AM Dec 23rd
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Mission successful!
9:58 AM Dec 23rd
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Standing in line to return something at Walmart 2 days before Christmas. I think I'd rather have a catheter inserted.
9:30 AM Dec 23rd
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@ you mean you don't like being an unwilling participant in a spontaneous game of duck duck goose?
5:05 PM Dec 21st
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in reply to MelBurnor
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Got each of my kids a 99 cent faux Slinky - aka Spring. Who knew keeping them entertained could be so cheap.
3:58 PM Dec 21st
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The "holiday spirit" does not get one a free pass to be a douche.
3:28 PM Dec 21st
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Ahhhh, the mall. Something I avoided until right now. People watching makes me laugh!
3:24 PM Dec 21st
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@ Only if you wanted to spoil your Christmas present. Sheesh.
2:05 PM Dec 21st
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@ Imagine Kyra's surprise seeing a box emblazened with Doc Johnson's Ultra-Pleasure Adult Swingset & Rib Tickler!
2:01 PM Dec 21st
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@ a subscription to Playboy?
11:49 AM Dec 21st
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in reply to jenniehott
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@ me too, Beth. Me too...
5:52 AM Dec 21st
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in reply to carowillsmom
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NYC expecting it's first white Christmas since 2002. SEVA, on the other hand, keeping Christmas gray since time began.
5:49 AM Dec 21st
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There will be no joy in Mudville, a Jonas has gotten married.
3:32 PM Dec 20th
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My bag flies free on Southwest. I found a replacement term for "commando". "Are you wearing underwear?" "Nope. I'm going Southwest."
3:16 PM Dec 20th
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Grown women getting together for a pajama party cookie swap should be forbidden to watch The Hangover. I believe Becoming Jane is apropos.
4:55 PM Dec 19th
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Avatar in 3D...here Kam & I come!
12:27 PM Dec 19th
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- Name John Burnor
- Location ÜT: 36.903298,-76.413793
- Bio Never had an original thought in my life. This should be quite an experiment...
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