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  1. Wondering why Tiger is taking a golf hiatus instead of a banging tramps hiatus.
  2. Just got back from company Christmas party. Good food, good company (with the exception of sitting next to Shawnda).
  3. Trying to get outta here soon. But this dumb ass always broken computer is determined to keep me here.
  4. His g.f. wants 2 re-connect w/ her ex as friends. He has rules like "There can b no alcohol involved" & "No meeting 2 last more than 90 min"
  5. This is gotta hurt! Damn dude. Use it to flip the channels & stop there. http://ping.fm/dGO9z
  6. Friday bitches! Got Jay Z tickets to give away and I'm gonna do the sexy dance 4 u all morning. 2 bad it's not TV.
  7. Trying to think about how to give Jay Z tickets away tomorrow. And no I can't just give them to you.
  8. Sitting around waiting for Wheel of Fortune to come on. Am I lame?
  9. Is it me or is Facebook trippin today?
  10. Just uploaded Podcasts. Check out our moms explaining sex to us. Extrememely uncomfortable for everyone involved. http://bit.ly/870lXQ
  11. ngel. What ridiculous stuff did ur kids ask for?
  12. My friends kids asked for the most ridiculous stuff this Christmas including a phone call from Zac Efron and a meeting with magician Kriss A
  13. Someone brought up a good question. If u go out with ur girlfriends and get drunk and make out with them is that cheating on ur husband?
  14. Oh CRAP! Who wants to go back to bed? #sendible
  15. I uploaded a YouTube video -- Daddy Diary - ABC's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C17Br-h7AP0&feature=autoshare_twitter
  16. Ryder farted so loud in the tub 3 times in a row tonight and looked up at me with this concerned look like "What the F was that Daddy?"
  17. Katie's out to dinner. Just put Ryder 2 bed and watching CSI Miami. Then off 2 bed. I know....I'm CRAZY! #sendible
  18. Who says Lindsay Lohan is skanky? If this were my daughter I might shoot myself. God bring me another boy! http://bit.ly/6rcZr2 #sendible
  19. This was shot in Norway. Freaky! WTF? http://bit.ly/8szv8U #sendible
  20. Sadly it isn't Megan Fox but a HELL of a photoshop job. There HAS to b naked Megan pics somewhere! http://bit.ly/7OwoXW #sendible