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  1. NaNoWriMo Progress: 1,816/50,000 (3.6%). Oh, the pleasures of starting all over...
  2. NaNoWriMo Progress: 4,382 / 50,000 (8.764%)
  3. The Best Songs: "An Ending (Ascent)" - Brian Eno, "Lux Aeterna" - Clint Mansell, "Knuddelmaus" - Ulrich Schnauss. I have spoken.
  4. "Requiem for a Dream" is awesome. And it kicks the asses of all the other anti-drug stuff out there, "A Scanner Darkly" included.
  5. The oddest graffiti I've ever seen at my school: "WHO WANTS A SEXY CHEESEBURGER?"
  6. Sometimes, English class is fun. Where but in Freudian literary criticism can a class ever count down: "Three...two...one...PENIS!"?
  7. You know, I never wanted to be a sarcastic Internet snark, but I can't help but notice: all of a sudden, everything sucks...
  8. Sociopaths: charismatic, manipulative, amoral, and dangerous. Politicians: ... oh shit...
  9. I love demos on Steam: my interest in a game tends to run out right around the same time as the demo. FOR FREE!
  10. ARMA 2 is an amusing game, and I've always been fond of super-realistic simulations. The only problem? TOO MANY FUCKING CONTROLS!
  11. "Tank Girl": A bizarre movie, very much an '90s-style B-movie, but full of style and loads of fun. I miss the '90s.
  12. When a professor requires MLA style, I understand (reluctantly) and comply (reluctantly). Guidelines about staples, on the other hand...
  13. I am anxiously (ANXIOUSLY) awaiting the start of National Novel-Writing Month 2009... Nov. 1 can't come fast enough...
  14. My newest idea: The Armageddon Party. We're a political party trying to start a nuclear war before my evil generation comes to power.
  15. Apparently my state is now allowing the FBI to scan the DMV database for criminals with face-recognition software. Gee I love North Carolina
  16. The Renaissance Faire was as awesome as ever. And no, I'm not going to try to come up with a clever wench joke.
  17. My solution to all the world's problems: kill off all but a randomly-selected ten million people and make them all live in the same city.
  18. If these sniffles turn out to be flu, I'm going to hunt down and bludgeon to death whichever of my classmates came to school sick...
  19. In class, a poem mentioned "birds twittering." Someone in class noted "I don't think they meant twitter like the online thing." MUST...KILL!
  20. As a person completely indifferent to sports and humanity, I offer my opinion on the Olympic city-selection results: "Who gives a damn?"