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  1. Tony from Asylum's latest trip, seeking ancestors and VWs http://kl.am/57v8 10:19 AM Nov 25th from web
  2. @urlesque I've assigned Alex to guarding our precious new toy. It's very "Hellraiser" over here right now 10:11 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to urlesque
  3. @Switched we are behaving like confused chimps trying to figure this thing out. 10:08 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to Switched
  4. http://twitpic.com/qw5hg just got our brand new @RubiksTouchCube delivered to the office (the ultimate pre-Thanksgiving Day distraction!!!) 10:05 AM Nov 25th from web
  5. RT @mental_floss From the Archives: 'The (Somewhat Dark) History of Presidential Turkey Pardoning' -- http://bit.ly/7g036F 7:53 AM Nov 25th from web
  6. RT @NBCLocal: Ick. This looks terrrrible. RT @nbclocaldc: Real World DC trailer unleashed! http://is.gd/53n6F (thanks @RealWorldDCNEWZ f ... 6:52 AM Nov 25th from web
  7. Swedish couple guilty of having super loud sex won't be evicted: http://kl.am/57fg 6:36 AM Nov 25th from web
  8. RT @ComedyCentral The Obamas' First State Dinner Was Lovely, Except for the Gaffes http://bit.ly/4QQL2a (via @theindecider) 6:34 AM Nov 25th from web
  9. A Woman's Perspective on Standing Next to Angelina Jolie http://kl.am/562q 2:07 PM Nov 24th from web
  10. RT @PSFK: Where Unclaimed Luggage Goes To Live Again http://bit.ly/5nrT98 < @psfk 12:22 PM Nov 24th from web
  11. the guy who won 1 year of free pizza chronicles his adventures http://kl.am/55Rr 11:27 AM Nov 24th from web
  12. RT @AOLdotcom: Cheerleader Injured by Football Fan's Bottle http://su.pr/4La7G6 11:23 AM Nov 24th from web
  13. did anybody try this yet? RT @mashable: Auto-Tune Your Facebook Status Update - http://bit.ly/4omjmY 9:35 AM Nov 24th from web
  14. hhmm.. Would You Put Your Pitbull in a Michael Vick Jersey? http://www.asylum.com/2009/... 9:21 AM Nov 24th from web
  15. did everyone see Team Asylum's foxy new FB photo? http://kl.am/55Hm 9:20 AM Nov 24th from web
  16. ATTN Florida: there is an angry monkey roaming your forests... and the cops have given up searching http://kl.am/54sZ 2:07 PM Nov 23rd from web
  17. the most offensive things Asylum's @bckids1208 has heard since he started growing his Movember mustache: http://kl.am/54la 12:11 PM Nov 23rd from web
  18. RT @STREETxLEVEL: Audio Aggression -- Miami Dolphins' Greg Camarillo http://bit.ly/8tFy6M 10:09 AM Nov 23rd from web
  19. Maybe this guy is cooler than we thought RT YourTango RT @PopEater Sexual Hijinks Abound in Adam Lambert AMA Performance http://ow.ly/163N10 8:41 AM Nov 23rd from web
  20. RT @urlesque: Homemade rollercoaters are SUCH a scream (buckle up and don't die!) http://bit.ly/6alOus 8:10 AM Nov 23rd from web
  • Name Asylum
  • Location New York
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