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  1. there do-ers and there's talkers..u do...or everything else is coffee shop bullshit.
  2. peace, justice and guns...in nomedi patri et fili spiritus sancti.
  3. my hip hop husband just got fondled @ a gay bar...he wins
  4. from aspiring fashion marketer 2 aspiring graphic designer. hey, my coincidental fabulousness should not dictate my career path!!!
  5. 2day makes another year under the ol' marital belt! what a cool life I've lived, thanks astronot!
  6. 2day could not possibly pass any slower...yup, just timed out a minute and it lirerally took an hour.
  7. DID MICHAEL JACKSON REALLY MEET HIS CARDIAC DISMAY?! this can't be. He was supposed 2 live 4 eternity.
  8. rebelling against sign warnings signs does NO ONE ANY GOOD!! head my warning.
  9. my hubbys newfound passion 4 archery is random and arousing.
  10. this modern day culture of female primping is very strange...
  11. maaaan, pregnancy/STD clinics r the happenin' place 2 work!! (amused sigh)
  12. no rest 4 the wicked...shit, suppose I better clean up my act. im DAMN EXSAUSTED!!
  13. y not le girls west? @ least its honest.
  14. I can think of other far more stimulating activities than waiting outside a bootleg naughty school girl watering hole. just sayin
  15. I've noticed that unruley children spawn from unruley parents...it truely is THAT simple. GET IT 2GETHER PARENTS! YOUR child is not MY JOB!
  16. no! Mrs. Cole will NOT host the sleepover! TAKE UR CHILD HOME!!
  17. I pray that, with my child, I never become a part of this sick society of soccer moms and b addressed as Mrs.Cole. "look kids, its Mrs.cole"
  18. on a happy note: ITS RUBIOS FISH TACO TUESDAY!!! HOOT HOOT!
  19. fergie is awful...she rots the peas. just sayin
  20. awkward silences r yucky.