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  1. I want candy. Please may have some candy. Please oh please oh please oh please. Candy candy candy candy...
  2. It's morning, and he's not a zombie anymore. He's just a dead person standing in the sunshine.
  3. I think I have too many toys.
  4. I can't make it work. I am a failure.
  5. I'm really having a bad time tonight with my body parts!
  6. Dunc w/Legos: "Look my house has a wall around it to keep out bad guys!" / Mom: "Like a fort?" / Dad: "Like a gated community!"
  7. My Lego restaurant is called "Cafe Cafe", and it's for all the Lego people!
  8. [We] are on the human surface, the dead people are in the cemetery, and below the cemetery is the center of the Earth.
  9. Now I'm going to build a Lego cemetery.
  10. Marvin the Martian was shot by the police astronauts.
  11. I'm gonna build a Lego museum with a dead astronaut in a spacesuit. The astronaut was on Mars & was shot in the head by Marvin the Martian.
  12. In space, no one can hear you scream.
  13. So that's what happens when you squeeze the non-dairy creamer packet too hard - oops!
  14. Me: "Why do you keep wasting your money?" Dad: "On What?" Me: "On the door!"
  15. See this sign? It's a "not mom" sign. That means you, Mommy. Get out of this hotel room!
  16. That's why this hotel is called Circus Circus. There's a giant clown here, and every time I see it, I scream and run away!
  17. This road trip is one big flopperoo.
  18. The chuck wagon in my Lincoln Log town has Pop-Tarts, Fig Newtons, water to drink, peanut butter with crackers, and cookies!
  19. I always do what I want to do, and you can't change my mind.
  20. Dunc: "I am talking to my toys, Mommy, and they are talking to me!" Mr Potato Head: "Sheriff John is little cuz he's always little."