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  1. @kirstenin chairs
  2. Okay, will be in Denmark from tomorrow-Monday, watching The Knife's opera about Darwin on Saturday. Will catch up tomorrow evening. Noyt
  3. @bbcquestiontime Have you heard from anyone who's been knee-deep in Cockermouth? #bbcqt
  4. The heaviest symbol is the pentakilogram.
  5. Least plausible sci-fi show? Book Readers In The 25th Century.
  6. Just made a new word: Geschmuck.
  7. @DiaDuit It'd be even better if it wasn't for the gratuitous tattoos and unexpected Matrix cast recycling
  8. So long, and tanks for the enemies!
  9. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Because you're a total weirdo
  10. @HrothgirOD Yeah, I think Whoopi Goldberg drowns him in some wet clay or something
  11. You'd think, wouldn't you, that socks get an erotic thrill from foot insertion. You would think that. You have problems
  12. My most liberal teacher was Miss Cegenation.
  13. Thinking of watching Memento. Don't tell me what happens at the start.
  14. I wish Mr. XzzhhgdghicioiyyyymMm would explain himself
  15. Auntie Disestablishmentarianism is such a show-off at dinner parties
  16. 2014: Xmas merges with Xbox and becomes Xmax.
  17. Can I get a reverse?
  18. @serafinowicz Turkeys: Happy Thanksreceiving Day!
  19. Turkeys: Happy Thanksreceiving Day!
  20. The most unkempt war criminal is Slobbered-On Milosevic.