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Astonish13

  1. My rule for war. If you're okay with preemptive strikes: andrewadjei.tumblr.com/post/237455943…
  2. Alright Pandora, now we're talking...you had me worried with those buzzards at first...but the last few tracks have been divine.
  3. **** me, all up and down the **** while we **** and I **** while we ******* and ***** into the morning. ****** that's what I need.
  4. I could really go for a **** and **** on my **** and **** while ******* does my ****. Yeah...that's what I need...a real ****.
  5. If it was Disneyland I wouldn't care, I've been there a couple times, thank you very much...ah, who am I kidding...I would still want to go.
  6. If she were visiting 2 weeks from now I could have gone...I haven't been there since 8th grade. :/
  7. Tomorrow my dad and his sister (my aunt, hurrr) are going to Universal Studios...the one week I have a bunch of homework to do...#sacrifices
  8. So, I'm usually against those stupid parody accounts, but the Tilda Swinton parody is an actual parody, and it's actually awesome...
  9. I know you're the big, "marriage expert." Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead!
  10. It'd be great to just grab a titty right now. #longdayman
  11. Hey guy in the corner laughing loudly, no one is going to ask what you are watching on your laptop, so shut up.-_-
  12. G2G, class is callin'..